flower_power_hobbit



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    Different diagnostic results slowly trickled through and Thorin swiped them all to different corners of the screen depending on their relevance and evidence of abnormality. He paused when a particular chart appeared and smiled to himself.

    “What?” Bilbo murmured, sounding genuinely worried.

    “Your heterochromia,” Thorin explained, meeting Bilbo’s green and blue gaze. “The irregular algorithm that causes it has been running for almost half a century.”

    “Most mechatronics offer to fix it for me,” Bilbo said, looking away, seeming suddenly self-conscious.

    “Then they’re idiots.”

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    28 Aug 2018

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    Something as little as an ancient phial changes Bilbo's life for it contains neither wine nor perfume, but a figure from fairy tale: a djinn. Suddenly, Bilbo finds the dwarf Thorin at his service. But a djinn, bound to fulfil every wish he utters, shouldn't scowl at him like that, should he...?

    But Bilbo begins to grow fond of Thorin - and not because of the djinn's power to fulfil his every wish ...

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    03 Aug 2017

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    Dwarves don't know anything about growing things, but Hobbits do. Bilbo returns to Bag End after the great battle, believing it was the right thing to do at the time, but he misses the Dwarves (especially a certain Dwarf) badly enough to want to try to help them grow something in the desolation outside the mountain - even if Bilbo has to lend aid from halfway across the world to accomplish it.

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    01 Apr 2017

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    Frodo climbs up onto the stepstool, Bilbo’s hand on his back to steady him, and grasps the edge of the table in his little hands, carefully following the two DJs’ instructions of not too close and speak slowly and clearly and you’re doing great, kid, and then, when they nod and tell him to start, he says, right into the microphone:

    “My Winter Wish is for my uncle to get a boyfriend.”

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    Bilbo Baggins doesn't fit in in the Shire. He's not a normal hobbit. That doesn't bother him.

    Having his warnings ignored? Trying to help those who will not help themselves?

    That bothers him.

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    14 Mar 2017