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    What if Hawkeye and BJ had met first?

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    AU NCIS centric, with a little NICS:LA and sprinkling of cameos from other fandoms.

    A different outcome 7 years ago has major ramifications in the present.

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    Crossover between NCIS and Lie to me*, because these guys make an awesome foursome ❤️

    Kate lives!AU. Post LTM canon, playing fast and loose with NCIS canon as it suits me.

    A crossover universe in which NCIS works with the Lightman Group. I have done/am doing my best to make it accessible to people who only know one of the fandoms :)

    Crib notes for the fandom blind included - please see the series notes!

    Wide range of ratings and relationships leading to a polyamourous OT4. Most M or E rated stories can be skipped without losing the overall thread of the 'verse, and I think the stuff you might miss is reiterated elsewhere, so if you really don't like explicit stories, there should hopefully still be plenty for you to enjoy.

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    Reservoir Dogs AU with a Creamsicle flavoured ending

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  1. Rec 55

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    “We’re connected where?”

    “There is no where,” Yennefer said impatiently, “It’s a psychic connection. Telempathy.” When Geralt and Jaskier continued blinking at her blankly, she stomped over to Geralt and pinched him on the arm.

    “Ow!” Jaskier protested, grabbing his arm in the exact same spot.

    Tel-e-mpathy,” Yennefer said with deliberate slowness as Jaskier and Geralt looked at each other with dawning horror.

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    04 Apr 2021

  2. Rec 46

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    Jaskier was plucking his lute in the woods, minding his own business when a Witcher crashed through the underbrush, stinking of drink and unspent frustrations.

    “Ho! What is this? An unwelcome intruder upon my concert?” Jaskier unhooked the belt of his lute from his shoulder as he stole glances of the Witcher from under his eyelashes. Large. Handsome. Strong enough to break him over his leg. His type. “They said the day might come, but I did not think it would be so soon. Truly, word of my talent must be spreading.”

    The Witcher frowned as if he did not fully comprehend what Jaskier’s words meant in the order which he said them. “They said I would find you here, Incubus.”

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    04 Apr 2021

  3. Rec 52

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    Geralt's eyes dilated when he became excited.

    "Why are you staring at me?" Geralt asked suspiciously.

    "No reason," Jaskier answered, thinking dismally that he was a cliche of a poet, scrawling gold or amber? citrine? topaz? in the margins of his notebook. He'd taken to wearing ribbons on his hat, a fashion that Geralt had insulted loudly many times (Jaskier took none of it to heart, because he well knew how ugly the thing was himself), even while his eyes flick-flick-flicked after the bobbing ends.

    (or, Geralt has cat-like characteristics and Jaskier loves cats)

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    04 Apr 2021

  4. Rec 53

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    “Who are you wearing?” Geralt asked, as the Bard followed him out of Posada.

    “Oh,” Jaskier laughed. “You noticed, did you? Just as expected from a Witcher.” He smoothed the collar of his tunic. “I believe he was a Viscount or somesuch near Lettenhove … long dead now, though I have no great interest in traveling back there. Wouldn’t want to give some poor kid a scare, seeing the face of his long-dead relative.”

    “Hm,” Geralt said. It didn’t worry him that the doppler would make mischief, as he seemed well-intentioned enough. The bigger mystery was still why he chose to follow Geralt.

    “I’ve been wearing him so long, sometimes I forget that I’m not human,” Jaskier said cheerfully, his fingers tapping on his lute. “Then a pretty noblewoman strokes my face with her fingers full of silver rings and … hooboy. That was not a good night.”

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    04 Apr 2021

  5. Rec *

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    A fic bingo collection featuring twenty-five, one word prompts. Whole thing is probably best described as "Ineffable husbands stupidity with a hefty dose of gen world building." Summaries for the first thirteen chapters:

    1. Post-Armageddon, Aziraphale hosts two unexpected guests in the shop.
    2. Demons don't take well to pets, much as Crowley might like one.
    3. Five times Aziraphale defended the name "Crowley" and one time his name was spoken back.
    4. Even after 6,000 years they still need a bit of a nudge. Maybe the Bentley can help with that.
    5. After a certain seance Aziraphale is feeling insecure about how much he talks.
    6. Excerpts from A.Z. Fell & Co.'s Yelp page.
    7. Package for Aziraphale, Principality, Guardian of the Eastern Gate.
    8. Aziraphale's molt is upon him. He has to decide what to do with the feathers.
    9. Crowley and an active imagination.
    10. Pepper has some opinions regarding Madame Tracy's new look.
    11. A drunk Aziraphale shows up at Crowley's door.
    12. Wine, a storm, and two distinctly different memories.
    13. There’s one demon in particular who’s interested to know how Crowley survived that bath

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    25 Mar 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Chapter 6 is that amazing picture fic with the Yelp reviews