28 Jun 2021
Tigger stares. Because he always does. He stares and stares and stares at Pooh. Winnie. Wynne. Wynne Poohsticks. Winnie the Pooh. His best friend.
Or, well, he's supposed to be. But perhaps with a bit looser interpretations of the term. Because Tigger hasn't been thinking very best friendly thoughts while staring at his short, blonde friend with his black eyes and his soft belly. Tigger wants to kiss him. Hold his hand. Push that red shirt up and up and up until it's off.
James needs someone with uber long black hair to film this ASMR video. It couldn't be a girl. They need to have their top off and even though James is bisexual and prefers men or masculine presenting humans, girls are still weird as fuck about that shit. He'd ask Sirius but Sirius literally just cut all of his hair off for soccer season. James gets it, it's always still blazing in September when practices start.
Which doesn't leave James with a lot of options. Well, it probably could have, if James would stop to think for longer than fifty-seven seconds at a time.
But he doesn't.
So, this is how he ends up being glared at by this short fucking shrimp.
"You want me to what?" Snape asks with a disbelieving scowl.
Regina Black downloads Tinder to find a hookup.
Only, she stumbles across her brother's super hot best friend.