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    Your name is John Egbert and most of what you know about Dirk Strider has mostly been gathered from whispered rumors and the gushing words of his younger brother. He rides a motorbike your dad disapproved of, he had enough piercings to make him more metal than some of the robotics he studied at college, and you heard that he's banned from the local cinema for getting too heated with his ex-boyfriend in the back row.

    Despite being best friends with his younger brother, you're fairly sure he doesn't even know your name. Until, one day you catch him looking your way, and he seems determined to convince you otherwise.

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    07 Jun 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 29

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    Dirk and Dave, same-age uncle and nephew duo, have started college in the city and are sharing an apartment upon the advice of their relatives.……

    If that sounds like a flimsy setup for sexy shenanigans to you then you get a sticker. This is my effort towards putting more actual Dirk and Dave in the Dirk/Dave tag as well as a whole lot of self indulgent nonsense.

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    05 Jun 2018

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    30 May 2018

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    Karkat is all for cultural exchanges and trying to see each others point of view, but there is such a thing as going too damned far.

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    17 May 2018

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    Your name is Dave Strider and you are 26 years old.

    You have just gotten engaged.

    The problem being that you have just gotten engaged to your best male friend in a furious fit of stupidity, champagne, one-upmanship and a weird warm-glowy feeling that occasionally (or more than occasionally) rolls around in the pit of your stomach and makes you act like a moron. You have, over the past 13 years and much careful experimentation, dubbed this “The Egbert Effect”.

    You would like to state, for the record, that you are definitely, completely and 100% NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.

    As Bro carefully describes to you what, as the DJ, he’s going to play at the reception (almost entirely a medley of Nicki Minaj and Ke$ha), you carefully nurse a Rock Star and vodka like a 16 year old girl who just popped her cherry at prom and try to figure out what the fuck happened over the past decade or so to land you in this mess.

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    15 May 2018