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  1. Summary

    In 1993, Gilderoy Lockhart points a stolen wand at Harry Potter and Ron Weasley with the intent to Obliviate them.

    The wand doesn't backfire. Gilderoy's "discovery" of the Chamber of Secrets is a short-term success.

    Other consequences are not short-term at all.

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  2. Summary

    Qui-Gon establishes a new Temple and begins to train Anakin, while Obi-Wan and Bruck, left behind on Coruscant, begin to forge new lives of their own. Various plots thicken.

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  3. Summary

    In September of 1971, Severus Snape finds a forgotten portrait of the Slytherin family in a dark corner of the Slytherin Common Room. At the time, he has no idea that talking portrait will affect the rest of his life.

    On 31st July 1995, Harry Potter disappears from Little Whinging a few minutes after midnight. The means of his departure are unfathomable, and the Order's only relief in their concern is the fact that Voldemort was not responsible.

    The rest of Wizarding Britain is too busy tearing down their Wizarding Savior via the press to be much concerned, at least until certain Slytherin allies decide that enough is fucking well enough.

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  5. Summary

    Welcome to force freaks, the twice monthly podcast with poplitealqueen, Punsbulletsandpointythings, LaceFedora, and Dr.FumblesMcStupid

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Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    Collection of one-shots based off of my main fic "When Plans Fall to Malarkey"

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    29 Jun 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 61

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    In one universe, Allison Church survives what should have been a fatal engagement. Years down the line, she becomes the military liaison and head trainer for Project Freelancer.

    A few years down that line, the Alpha squad she trained finds the universe where she didn't.

    First work: a canon-divergent AU featuring Allison as co-leader of PFL.

    Second work: an au-meets-canon, diverging between seasons 12 and 13.

    Series title from the Ballroom Thieves song "Loneliness Waltz."

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    27 Jun 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    Your name is the one thing that you hold onto.

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    26 Jun 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 92

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    “Agent Carolina,” the Director snapped out as the ramp opened. “I would be very interested in knowing exactly—”
    The rest of his words were drowned out by a furious, shrill shrieking from the inside of the ship.
    “Lemme go! Lemme go! Daddyyyyyyy!”
    York was the first one down the ramp, carrying a screaming small child in his arms. Wash’s best guess was that she was around two or three. Someone had scrounged up or sacrificed a spare UNSC t-shirt for her, and her head and neck were covered with fine, baby-soft, brilliant red hair.
    “Sir,” York said, deadpan. “The mission presented some…complications.”

    Language:
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    Bookmarks:
    92
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    24 Jun 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 15

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    "For fluff week, maybe some RedTeam!Maine with a dash of the whole "Enemy to Friend" thing? Just Maine figuring out how to have actual friends with this group of goobers? Benchpressing Grif, perhaps?"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,332
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    608

    23 Jun 2021

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