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  1. Summary

    Qui-Gon establishes a new Temple and begins to train Anakin, while Obi-Wan and Bruck, left behind on Coruscant, begin to forge new lives of their own. Various plots thicken.

    TOC: Vol. V: The New Temple
    Stone and Vine
    Love Letter 7: Obi-Wan to His Absent Lover
    Where They Have to Take You In

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  2. Summary

    In September of 1971, Severus Snape finds a forgotten portrait of the Slytherin family in a dark corner of the Slytherin Common Room. At the time, he has no idea that talking portrait will affect the rest of his life.

    On 31st July 1995, Harry Potter disappears from Little Whinging a few minutes after midnight. The means of his departure are unfathomable, and the Order's only relief in their concern is the fact that Voldemort was not responsible.

    The rest of Wizarding Britain is too busy tearing down their Wizarding Savior via the press to be much concerned, at least until certain Slytherin allies decide that enough is fucking well enough.

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  3. Summary

    Welcome to force freaks, the twice monthly podcast with poplitealqueen, Punsbulletsandpointythings, LaceFedora, and Dr.FumblesMcStupid

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  4. Summary

    In 1993, Gilderoy Lockhart points a stolen wand at Harry Potter and Ron Weasley with the intent to Obliviate them.

    The wand doesn't backfire. Gilderoy's "discovery" of the Chamber of Secrets is a short-term success.

    Other consequences are not short-term at all.

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  5. Summary

    Crowley has a revelation in the shower. Not the world-ending sort or the getting-laid sort, but one of the far less fun sorts. The sort that leads you to realize that something has somehow gone very wrong. Most likely, anyway. Maybe.

    Heaven, why him?

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  1. Public Bookmark 28

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    Rita Skeeter drags Harry into a broom closet to interview him - and then someone knocks on the door.

    Or: One trauma response begets another, Harry gets a Useful Nearly-Adult in his corner, and Adele's spine shows up a little ahead of schedule.

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    01 Oct 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 69

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    Waking up after sacrificing himself for his friends was the last thing Epsilon expected to happen. He wasn’t supposed to wake up. He certainly wasn’t supposed to wake up in control of a comatose Freelancer that had been listed as dead eight years earlier.

    Now Epsilon has no idea how time travel works, or how he got there. He certainly doesn’t know if he’s allowed to change things. But Epsilon was never one to sit around and wait for an answer. He had shit to do, people to mess with, and maybe, just maybe, a few friends (old and new) to save along the way.

    Or, Epsilon time travels, ends up a Freelancer, and decides to use his new circumstances to make the Director’s life a living hell.

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    12 Sep 2022

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    When you, a violent asshole, meet your soulmate, another violent asshole, and you both proceed to be violent assholes at each other, instead of together in a new direction.

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    09 Sep 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    Jaune becomes Freelancer Agent Washington with some Soulmate AU aspects.

    Now with other stories for this AU.

    all titles from Breaking Benjamin songs because they vibe well.

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    27 Jun 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    Found family can be the greatest family some of us ever know. Some of the greatest love you find is the love that finds you.

    Order of chronology:

    It All Happened So Fast
    Sympathy Pains
    Ask

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    26 Jun 2022