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    No one has ever said Dean is smart, but inviting a client to his home is a new level of idiocy. He tries to counter the mantra of insults inside his head with it’s just Cas, but he wouldn’t be the first professional to get himself killed by a client they thought they knew.

    The doorbell rings. It is just Cas, in jeans and a button-up shirt with sleeves rolled up his forearms. Dean’s heart pounds and he goes to his knees on instinct, eyes on the floor.

    “Hello, sweetheart."

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    24 Jan 2022

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    You will need: 
    + One (1) pastel-sweater-wearing church-bake-sale angel 
    + One (1) cuss-happy BBQ lumberjack who doesn’t measure ingredients 

    Instructions: 
    1. Combine ingredients: put competing tables side-by-side at the community fair. 
    2. Lightly grease with food appreciation, flustering, and friend-opposed flirtation. 
    3. Add your desired flavour! Have lumberjack invite angel to his housewarming party. 
    4. Knead, allowing a mutual failure to impress to become longing. 
    5. Prove for 1 hour. Watch as after-party conversation thrives towards an intensely passionate cook-off. 
    6. Now add heat! Watch inhibitions melt away until prim angel is an indecent wreck, and lumberjack is divested of shame. 
    7. Separate, then reunite and add sweet toppings for best effect. 

    You now have a beautifully earnest relationship! Scrumptious! 

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    23 Jan 2022

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    A high-stakes game of ‘gay chicken’ and the easiest $300 Cas thinks he’ll ever make.

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    “I bet that you couldn’t go around letting people think we were a couple without correcting them,” Cas says, grinning. "I bet you a hundred dollars that you couldn’t last two weeks."

    “You know what, screw it, I could do with a laugh,” Dean says. "So what, we pretend to be a couple for two weeks or until one of us cracks?"

    “Until you crack.”

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    19 Jan 2022

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    “Did you ever sleep with Benny? Before we met?”
    The question caught Dean off guard. It certainly didn’t feel like an accusation, and in any case, Dean hadn’t, but it was such a random inquiry. He couldn’t figure out Cas’ sudden interest in the subject and his confusion had him floundering for a moment before he responded.
    “Naw Cas. I mean, he’s a good lookin’ guy, but we never hooked up.” That settled, Dean nuzzled his face into the pillow, intent on drifting off to sleep.
    It was not to be. It seemed Cas wasn’t done with him quite yet.
    “But you’ve thought about it.” Cas didn’t even make it a question, just a statement of fact, waiting to be confirmed by Dean’s reply.

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    09 Jan 2022

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    In which Dean Winchester gets an unsolicited dick pic from an unknown sender which is both totally not disappointing in that it's a really nice dick pic, and incredibly disappointing in that it's clearly a downloaded picture of his favorite porn star.

    There's absolutely no way it's actually this porn star sending it to him, right?

    Right?

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    08 Jan 2022