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    By twenty-eight, Stiles has resigned himself to a quiet life of working in his magic shop, selling Jackson Whittemore fart-inducing tea, and looking after his goddaughter. It's a good life. But the quiet goes to hell when his sister, Lydia, shows up with a crispy werewolf in her trunk and a bite mark on her shoulder, because hard on her heels comes the hottest person Stiles has ever seen, and he happens to be looking for his uncle.

    You know, the dead guy Stiles helped Lydia bury last night.

    (Or: the Pracitical Magic AU nobody asked for.)

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    24 Aug 2019

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    boston > boston/camb/brook > housing > apts by owner

    $2-300 Roxbury small room in 3-br 1-bath house, spouse preferred
    (Roxbury)

    Pair of siblings looking for housemate. Due to extenuating circumstances I will share with interested parties, I would prefer a roommate who is willing to get married for legitimate personal reasons that do not include sex or anything sketchy. If not interested in marriage, room still available for $300/month plus utilities. Pets okay, no smokers, NO DRUG USE.

    Please don't just email me to tell me this is fucked up, I know it is, you really don't have to tell me.

    If you are interested in the marriage part, a female spouse is preferred, but male would be okay too. I promise I will explain this if you really want details, but I'm not putting it online.

    Serious inquiries only.

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    18 Aug 2019

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    Derek is standing in the fruits and vegetables aisle, trying to decide between two very nice looking watermelons, when someone small crashes into his legs.

    or

    Derek comes back to Beacon Hills after years of being gone and meets Stiles and his kid at the supermarket.

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    03 Aug 2019

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    “You know this would be easier if I could figure out what the hell I even am,” Stiles retorted before he could stop himself.

    “We can discuss that, if you’d like,” Deaton said, as glacially calm as he always was.

    Stiles sighed, hearing the instruction behind the blandness.

    “A druid is a defender,” he recited, “a warlock’s adept at warring, a magician mimics, a wizard hordes wisdom, a mage is a maker, a sorcerer summons, a spark-”

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    Or, Stiles is a magical -something he's still trying to figure out- but it's hard to be a druid's apprentice, act normal despite his epic crush on Derek Hale, and not let his tenuous control of his abilities out him at every turn.

    Which is about when a magical cat suddenly decides he's Stiles' familiar. Because of course that's what he needs in his life.

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    22 Jun 2019

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    Derek, at first, only had eyes for his sister, checking her over, ignoring her reassurances that she was never even near the flames. Then his eyes caught sight of Stiles and every heavily built muscle in his body froze, almost like someone pressed the pause button. Laura and Erica looked between the two men, confused by the sudden stillness in the air.

    “Stiles,” Derek bit out, a polite but curt greeting.

    “You two know each other?” Laura asked.

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    08 Jun 2019