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    “You,” Lan Wangji begins. “I did something unspeakable to you.”

    “I'd remember.” Wei Wuxian flashes the other man a quick, reassuring smile. “You should know anything that happened before I died is—” his hand waves around. “There’s no need to mention it.”

    “You cannot remember,” Lan Wangji clarifies. “Because I commanded you to forget.”

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    Or, Wei Wuxian resurrects, and runs head-first into an unbonded Lan Wangji trailing two children behind him. Someone was crazy enough to leave the Second Jade of Lan pregnant and heartbroken--but it's not like Wei Wuxian has any idea who that could be (no, seriously!). Featuring A/B/O Wangxian getting their shit together post-resurrection, the joys of waking up from the dead straight into fatherhood, and Wei Wuxian reuniting, piece by piece, with a past that isn't quite done with him yet.

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    08 Aug 2020

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    “Announcing the arrival of Leader Wei of the Yiling Sect.”

    Lan Wangji, peerless Jade of the Gusu Lan Clan, chokes on his tea.

    It has been thirteen years since the rolling mists blanketed the peaks of Yiling, barring entry to all that sought to harm it.

    It has been thirteen years since Wei Wuxian had been seen in the cultivation realm.
     

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    21 Jul 2020

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    As he takes the hand of the young Lan disciple, something quietly slots into place deep in the corner of his heart. Their bond, Wei Wuxian realises with a slowly growing clarity.

    The bond between a parent and their child.

    But he doesn't have a child. He does not even have a mate.

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    27 Jun 2020

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    When Wei Ying woke up this morning, he hadn’t expected to learn that Lan Zhan had sex on the regular, Lan Zhan had sex with men on the regular, and Lan Zhan had sex with men on the regular and purportedly wrote about it in a spreadsheet. But learn those things he did, the knowledge seared into his memory with viciously quick speed, instantly becoming one of those things he’d never forget. The only thing he wanted and couldn’t have was to unlearn it.

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    23 Jun 2020

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    “So you're just going to stay in Lan Wangji's house and pretend to be a sexbot for 30 days?” Jiang Cheng asks flatly.

    Wei Wuxian quickly pulls his phone away from his ear and holds it at arm's length, just in time, because even from this distance he can hear Jiang Cheng yelling loud and clear: "HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING MIND?"

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    Wei Wuxian is a programmer who sells androids used for sexual pleasure. When an old crush, Lan Wangji, walks into his shop, Wei Wuxian decides to make the delivery personally - only to be mistaken for the sexbot he was supposed to deliver.

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    23 Jun 2020