Hometown Heroes by ficforever for saintyves
30 Dec 2019
The focus group results are in, and the Prime Minister could really use some warm and fuzzy press. Charlotte Bainbridge asks her son for a favor.
"Too bad the questions he bombed on were about investing in Canada's youth, or whatever," Robbie says wistfully. "If it had been, Who would you rather have a beer with? we could have just taken the guy to a bar and gotten him on camera showing us a good time."
"This isn't like American politics, Lombardi," David snaps, and Robbie eyes him, a little remorseful. He hadn't thought patriotism was one of David's sore spots, honestly.
"Sure, but - you're gonna coach a weeklong hockey clinic for nine-year olds, man. That's, like, your agent punishing you for punching a fan, not your mom asking you for a favor."
Quentin doesn't go to Brakebills, but he still gets tangled up with a monster - just the more ordinary kind. Margo and Eliot help out.
Fandoms: The Magicians (TV)
18 Sep 2019
"So you'll be spending the week in a rented tuxedo around a bunch of old money cocks," Margo says. She's abandoned the book for her phone, which would irritate Quentin more if she weren't clearly also following his panicked monologue well enough to sum it up in, like, one-tenth of the words.
"Yes. That. Exactly."
She nods thoughtfully, still tapping at her screen. "That does sound like hell. Also like fantastic period pornography. You'd definitely end up forced to strip in front of a hot scornful valet, or something."
26 Dec 2019
Charlie might be getting death threats, and she might be the daughter of a famous politician, but she doesn't need a bodyguard. She's also not falling in love with said bodyguard.
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29 Dec 2019
Charlie and Jaya! FALL IN LOVE!!