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  1. Public Bookmark 42

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    “Pleasure to work with you, Vriska!” he calls, as you slog through the ankle-deep fish-scum-saturated swill that inevitably accumulates under the processing machinery once the day warms up.

    “You’re fake as shit, Jake English!” you holler back over your shoulder. “But thanks.”

    (If you want the rewards of being loved, or, y'know, paid, you have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of gutting five hundred salmon with only a dumbass newbie to help you. Isn't that how that quote goes?)

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    10 Dec 2020

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    AAAAAAAAAA THE PALE VRISKA JAKE ONE *YELLS AND FROTHS AND DIES

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    A conversation on some feelings.

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    20 Sep 2020

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    OH GO D OHHHH FUCK THIS IS THE 733 WORDS THAT MADE ME FALL INTO DESPERATE ADORATION AND CARE OF ROSE LALONDE AND KANAYA MARYAM

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Your name is Dave Strider and you are 26 years old.

    You have just gotten engaged.

    The problem being that you have just gotten engaged to your best male friend in a furious fit of stupidity, champagne, one-upmanship and a weird warm-glowy feeling that occasionally (or more than occasionally) rolls around in the pit of your stomach and makes you act like a moron. You have, over the past 13 years and much careful experimentation, dubbed this “The Egbert Effect”.

    You would like to state, for the record, that you are definitely, completely and 100% NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.

    As Bro carefully describes to you what, as the DJ, he’s going to play at the reception (almost entirely a medley of Nicki Minaj and Ke$ha), you carefully nurse a Rock Star and vodka like a 16 year old girl who just popped her cherry at prom and try to figure out what the fuck happened over the past decade or so to land you in this mess.

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    14 Jun 2020

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    YEAH THEYRE STRAIGHT YES SIREE HAHA YES TWO VERY VERY HETRO BOYS

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and you head-over-heels in love.

    With your best friend.

    Who is heterosexual.

    And married.

    You aren't sure how long you can keep this up.

    [WELP the original story I had up of this was accidentally deleted. Sorry for any confusion!]

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    14 Jun 2020

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    dudes will b like yeah man ahaha totally this is sooo cool that youre getting married and its not to me lol lmfao ahahah

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    Once there was a prompt on the kinkmeme for a single father Dave fic and someone started filling it and then someone else filled it and they were both really good, but I liked the concept going in the uncompleted one and kind of wanted to go for something similar, but I wanted single father John instead because blah. Anyway yes that's what it is, other characters may enter.

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    14 Jun 2020

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    uguu cute casey!!!!!!!