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    A series of fics set within the How Romance Novel Saved the Galaxy universe, a crack taken seriously fix it for the entirety of the Star Wars universe focusing heavily on Mandalorians, Jedi and their surprisingly compatible cultures. I'd recommend starting with the first fic, but Excerpts can technically be read on its own.

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    19 Jul 2021

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    In which Harry Potter walks into a certain bookshop in London weeks before his eleventh birthday.

    Alternatively: In which Crowley takes one look at small ten-year-old parseltongue Harry and instantly decides that he and his angel have a new godson.

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    08 Feb 2021

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    She almost smiles, and true alarm starts to build in his chest. “I’m afraid I’m not here for something so small. Professor Roberts has resigned.”

    “Good,” Draco says honestly, “Would you like a list of suitable alternatives? I know a number of competent potions masters abroad, but then of course you’d have to hire another teacher to act as the Slytherin head. I’m afraid you’ve dried up all the half decent Slytherin Potions masters.”

    “Not all of them,” she says quietly.

    He blinks. She can’t be serious. “You can’t be serious.”

    “Gravely,” she says, “Mr. Malfoy, I am not above begging.”

    What the bloody fuck. “I don’t even like potions!”

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    Draco returns to Hogwarts.

    He has a duty to his blood and his name and his house, and he will fulfill it.

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    13 Jan 2021

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    A lifetime of dealing with the supernatural has prepared Stiles for a lot of things. He can totally run a mile in seven flat, he can dress his own wounds with nothing more than a half-shredded t-shirt and one of the alcohol packets he always keeps in his jeans, and he once hot-wired Derek’s camaro using only a ballpoint pen. He’s like MacGyver, but for things that go bump in the night. He’s so used to the weird and bizarre, in fact, that he was even relatively able to roll with the punches when “a werewolf and a mage walking into a nudist colony” became his actual life instead of the start of a dirty and undoubtedly hilarious joke.

    Nothing, however, could have prepared him for this.

    Derek is three feet to his right, naked as the day he was born, and he is beaming.

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    29 May 2020

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    It takes three months of dating Steve Rogers for Tony to understand why Aunt Peggy once shot at him in sheer frustration.

    Alternately titled, Honey, I committed treason again.

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    17 Feb 2020