- Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types (2)
- The Witcher (TV) (2)
- Daredevil (TV) (1)
- Hannibal (TV) (1)
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10 Oct 2020
Bards are always full of pretty words, and Geralt knows better than to trust what Jaskier sings.
Or; Geralt's thoughts on horror stories, over the years.
21 Jun 2020
Walking down the mountain by himself isn’t the worst thing that’s happened to Jaskier.
That doesn't help him feel any better about it.
After losing Geralt, Jaskier travels the world and tries not to lose himself.
“Let me get you some water,” Will said to Georgia, her eyes sharp and bewildered and shining in the grimy confusion of her face, “and then I really need to make a call.”
Will Graham woke up one night to Georgia Madchen hiding under his bed. The rest of his night wasn’t any easier.
The day after Frank Castle found drugs in the principal’s office, he got into a fight and was summarily expelled from Brooklyn Military Academy.
Karen Page just wants to keep the school newspaper from falling apart. Unfortunately, she keeps running into a certain transfer student...
In which Max is adored, Karen pisses off the new kid, and Frank unintentionally looks like he could murder someone, constantly, always, maybe.
29 Jul 2017
In which Tony Stark is not out of control and Loki Odinson is certainly not bored.
When they both find themselves attending university as the two youngest students in school history, it's going to take more than denial to get them through in one piece. Year One is only the beginning.
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
04 Oct 2020
Eskel and Lambert were roommates. They also worked at the same restaurant. The vast amount of time they spent together was working out pretty well for Eskel, because he had a big, fat crush on Lambert.
They’d been living together for several years now, and the feeling had always sort of been there, but lately it was getting harder to ignore.
The attraction was maybe a little hard to explain. Eskel was thoughtful, methodical, and reserved, and Lambert was none of those things. He was a fiery redhead - blunt and loud and oblivious to most social norms and graces… and he was notoriously late for everything.
For Kreve’s sake, was he still sleeping?
“Lambert!” Eskel knocked on his bedroom door. “You up?”
"Lamb!” Eskel banged a little harder. Still nothing. “Fuck, man. Lambert!” He opened the door.
Lambert was sprawled out on his stomach, fast asleep, covers tangled around his feet. And he was completely naked.
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
23 Jun 2015
Ten years later, Bilbo can't even go to the Green Dragon without a dwarven tourist buying him a beer and sobbing over Bilbo's great tragic love affair with Thorin Oakenshield. Which would all be quite touching and heartbreaking, if not for one little thing...
07 Mar 2019
“No, no, I’m telling you guys, Shota’s thick. Like with three c’s and everything. His hero costume covers it up well, but you guys had to have noticed in those jeans he’s wearing,” Hizashi’s voice boomed at the table, as his volume had always increased with his alcohol consumption. The rest of the staff snickered or outright guffawed at his statement. Shota frowned. He was aware that he had put on some weight in the last few years, but nothing major. Or at least he thought? Had he really gained enough weight for Hizashi to be telling the rest of the staff that he was overweight? “Like damn, he could kill me with those thighs of his.”
Shota doesn't understand slang.
They fuck for the first time after Jaskier just got dumped.
It’s an inauspicious start, but. Nothing in Geralt’s life has been going to plan since Jaskier answered his clumsy, ominously-worded Craigslist ad for a roommate.
(SEEKING: male roommate for 2br1b in downtown Novigrad district, 300cr/mo. Must be quiet. Respectful of personal space. OK with blood & don’t scare easy.)
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21 Jan 2021
"You've started your mating cycle," Dion said, resting his hip against the wall and bending a knee to hide his inappropriate erection. He was proud of how steady his voice sounded. "I'm guessing that when you said you've been distracted lately, you actually meant insanely aroused. How long has it been since you've last … climaxed?"
Robuche looked shocked, then chagrined as the truth sunk in. "24… 25 days."
"Nearly a month?" Dion gaped. "Why didn't you come to me sooner?"
"That better not have been one of your puns," Robuche scowled.
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15 Jan 2021