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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    Eskel and Lambert were roommates. They also worked at the same restaurant. The vast amount of time they spent together was working out pretty well for Eskel, because he had a big, fat crush on Lambert.

    They’d been living together for several years now, and the feeling had always sort of been there, but lately it was getting harder to ignore.

    The attraction was maybe a little hard to explain. Eskel was thoughtful, methodical, and reserved, and Lambert was none of those things. He was a fiery redhead - blunt and loud and oblivious to most social norms and graces… and he was notoriously late for everything.

    For Kreve’s sake, was he still sleeping?

    “Lambert!” Eskel knocked on his bedroom door. “You up?”

    No response.

    "Lamb!” Eskel banged a little harder. Still nothing. “Fuck, man. Lambert!” He opened the door.

    Lambert was sprawled out on his stomach, fast asleep, covers tangled around his feet. And he was completely naked.

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    22 Jan 2021

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    Ten years later, Bilbo can't even go to the Green Dragon without a dwarven tourist buying him a beer and sobbing over Bilbo's great tragic love affair with Thorin Oakenshield. Which would all be quite touching and heartbreaking, if not for one little thing...

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    22 Jan 2021

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    “No, no, I’m telling you guys, Shota’s thick. Like with three c’s and everything. His hero costume covers it up well, but you guys had to have noticed in those jeans he’s wearing,” Hizashi’s voice boomed at the table, as his volume had always increased with his alcohol consumption. The rest of the staff snickered or outright guffawed at his statement. Shota frowned. He was aware that he had put on some weight in the last few years, but nothing major. Or at least he thought? Had he really gained enough weight for Hizashi to be telling the rest of the staff that he was overweight? “Like damn, he could kill me with those thighs of his.”

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    Shota doesn't understand slang.

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    22 Jan 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 43

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    They fuck for the first time after Jaskier just got dumped.

    It’s an inauspicious start, but. Nothing in Geralt’s life has been going to plan since Jaskier answered his clumsy, ominously-worded Craigslist ad for a roommate.

    (SEEKING: male roommate for 2br1b in downtown Novigrad district, 300cr/mo. Must be quiet. Respectful of personal space. OK with blood & don’t scare easy.)

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    21 Jan 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    "You've started your mating cycle," Dion said, resting his hip against the wall and bending a knee to hide his inappropriate erection. He was proud of how steady his voice sounded. "I'm guessing that when you said you've been distracted lately, you actually meant insanely aroused. How long has it been since you've last … climaxed?"

    Robuche looked shocked, then chagrined as the truth sunk in. "24… 25 days."

    "Nearly a month?" Dion gaped. "Why didn't you come to me sooner?"

    "That better not have been one of your puns," Robuche scowled.

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    15 Jan 2021

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