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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    100% self-service domestic fluff and smut because I am a sap. I am a pine tree in glasses, and I am dripping sap.

    The boys retire to the coastal countryside after a long holiday leaves them unwilling to go back to London. They buy a cottage, Aziraphale gets sappy and nostalgic, and they have lots of sex in their little conservatory.

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    17 Oct 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 36

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    “Angel,” Crowley all but yelled, smiling sharply. He hadn’t taken off his sunglasses, and it unnerved Annie a little that she couldn’t see his eyes. “Are you aware you have a customer?”

    The owner gave Annie a look that reminded her remarkably of a deer caught in a car’s headlights. “Well, ah,” he stammered.

    Crowley’s sharp grin didn’t abate. “Explains why it’s so... inhospitable in here,” he added, running one finger along a shelf. His finger came away dirty. “Don’t you know that damp is bad for books?”

    The lights seemed to dim again, and the ceiling began to leak in earnest. Annie thought about the book she had picked up, in a foreign language and so choked with dust it was hard to read, and then about her cousin’s allergies. “I should actually get going, sorry,” she said a little uneasily. She let the door shut behind her, shivering in the cold as she headed down the street. That was a bookshop she was never going to return to.

    [Five times a potential customer never returns to Aziraphale’s shop + one not-customer who promises he will]

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    16 Oct 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 40

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    After the apocalypse that wasn't, Crowley and Aziraphale always knew that sooner or later Heaven, Hell or both of them would come after them.

    So when the Archangel Michael comes sniffing around the pair, it's not exactly a surprise. It's just that the timing couldn't be worse, because she catches them at a moment when Aziraphale's frustrated creative impulses appear to have plunged them into their most ridiculous predicament yet.

    Resurrections, misconceptions, startled Satanic nuns, eldritch abominations and vacuum cleaner abuse - it's all going on and it's about to get messy, gassy and prone to disastrous decision making. And that's just Crowley.

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    13 Oct 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 76

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    as for the body, it is solid and strong and curious and full of detail: it wants to polish itself; it wants to love another body; it is the only vessel in the world that can hold, in a mix of power and sweetness: words, song, gesture, passion, ideas, ingenuity, devotion, merriment, vanity, and virtue.
    // mary oliver, evidence (1)

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    11 Oct 2019

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    "The proposal itself wasn’t a big ordeal, not like the whole wedding business – Aziraphale bought the ring years ago, and then one night they were in bed, lying on their sides, nose-to-nose, and he couldn’t help himself. He used a miracle to place the ring under his pillow, to make it seem at least a little bit planned, and then he just asked, and Crowley said yes, and they celebrated with certain bedroom activities, and that was that.
    Crowley’s hysteria began first thing the next morning, and it hasn’t stopped since. Aziraphale has picked up on when to respond and when to keep quiet, when he can get away with nodding and smiling and when he has to listen closely, when to let Crowley run wild with it and when to rein him in. He is living in utter bliss, and he is horribly, disgustingly, completely in love."

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    10 Oct 2019