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    We keep writing these, and we inflict them on the internet here. Eat your heart out, Weird Al.

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    After Maigu Ridge, Shen Qingqiu told Luo Binghe he would follow him anywhere. So why doesn't Luo Binghe seem to understand what he meant?

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    26 Aug 2021

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    "No, see, we've all been trained a certain way. The training system is traditional; it's centuries old. Nobody taught you. You ballist like it's got nothing to do with war at all." A sleepy, extraordinary smile crawls over Victor's face. "Nobody else does it like that. That's why we're going to win."

    [fic & art collab with inknose]

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    17 Aug 2021

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    This wasn't right. Anyone with half a braincell between their ears could tell that much; even if he ignored what was now a completely screwed up story line, it still left a scholar (him) and a prince (Mobei Jun) bumping uglies every other night like some cliché romance novel. Their relationship was strictly forbidden and yet Mobei Jun pursued it. Pursued him. There was no way that this could end well for either of them. So why did Shang Qinghua enjoy it so much?
     

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    16 Aug 2021

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    “Do you regret it?” Luo Binghe’s whisper was a little choked, as though the words were thick in the back of his throat.

    The three options glared at Shen Qingqiu where they hung in midair, pale green in the dimness of the water prison.

    [Please make a selection.] The System’s bland intonation grated at him. What kind of tone was that for this moment!? And why should he be forced to choose one of three options all of a sudden, as though it was some shoddy harem game! He had been doing just fine on his own this whole time, okay?

    [Please make a selection.]

    Option D.

    [There is no option D. Please make a—]

    He unclenched his jaw. “Every day,” he said. Option D.

    [Protagonist Satisfaction Points +200. Freeplay activated.]

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    A series of 'what if' canon-divergence oneshots of different scenes where Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe could have communicated differently.

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    16 Aug 2021

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    “You speak of my engagement to Gongyi Xiao,” Shang Qinghua says. He’s quiet today. Distant. “The banns will no doubt be read this coming Sunday.”

    Mobei Jun’s chest tightens. His fingers curl into fists. “Why?”

    “He proposed, Your Grace,” Shang Qinghua says mildly. “There seemed to be no other offers forthcoming, and he is an acceptable match.”

    “I came back, didn’t I?” Mobei Jun asks, hoarse.

    (Or, the Bridgerton-inspired AU nobody asked for.)

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    13 Aug 2021