1 - 20 of 548 Bookmarks by evil_kneazle

Pages Navigation

List of Bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “What’s your name? I can’t keep calling you Balto.”

    “What’s yours?”

    “Stiles.”

    Derek raises an eyebrow. That isn’t his real name. There’s no way. But now he thinks about it, he has a vague memory of someone, probably Uncle Peter, telling him that with the fae, names have power. “I’m Miguel,” he says.

    “Lie.”

    “Are you trying to tell me your real name is Stiles?”

    Stiles runs his tongue across his teeth and considers Derek carefully. “Fair enough,” he says, “Miguel it is.”

    Grabbing his groceries and pocketing the change, Derek turns to leave; he’s nearly at the door when Stiles calls out, “By the way, Miguel, if you’re interested, it’s two for one on bags of kibble at the pet store down the street.”

    Derek doesn’t look back, doesn’t hesitate, just raises a hand and flips him off on the way out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    95,574
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    811
    Kudos:
    1969
    Bookmarks:
    520
    Hits:
    26956

    20 Jun 2018

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Thirteen years after Draco accepts Potter's help escaping the horror of his sixth year, he returns to England where he makes the unfortunate discovery that Potter is still as obnoxious as ever. And worse, more than a decade overseas hasn't been enough to dim Draco's obsession with him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    81,255
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    560
    Kudos:
    6002
    Bookmarks:
    1919
    Hits:
    121653

    03 Jun 2018

    Bookmarker's Tags:
    Bookmarker's Notes

    Warnings for the opening scene: mutual non-con due to lust potions, but doesn't read as mutual until later, could be very triggering.

    Spoilers below, but it's my bookmark. So, there.
    x
    x
    x
    x
    x
    x
    x
    x
    x
    x
    Harry's a werewolf, so there's were-related knotting (consensual) and mating bond (not-consensual, but also not affecting Malfoy).

  3. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    One good turn always deserves another. Apparently.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    306,708
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    988
    Kudos:
    4943
    Bookmarks:
    2234
    Hits:
    179017

    02 Jun 2018

  4. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    Seven years out from the war, Harry learns the hard truth of old history: it’s never quite as far behind you as you thought.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    131,086
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    1308
    Kudos:
    7823
    Bookmarks:
    3267
    Hits:
    114812

    20 May 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Quite possibly the most hilarious HP fic I have ever read. This was an absolute delight.

  5. Public Bookmark 85

    Tags
    Summary

    "Oh, sweet boy," Peter purrs. He moves in close, puts a hand at the nape of Stiles's neck and whispers in his ear. "I'm going to ruin you."

    (Day 3 Steter Week 2017 - Smut)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,158
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    591
    Bookmarks:
    85
    Hits:
    6307

    14 May 2018

  6. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    Malfoy Manor has mould, dry rot and an infestation of unusually historical poltergeists. Harry Potter is on the case.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    57,582
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    663
    Kudos:
    8005
    Bookmarks:
    2673
    Hits:
    102067

    29 Apr 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Draco is hilarious and I enjoyed this greatly.

  7. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    'You're a wizard, Harry' is easier to hear from a half-giant when you're eleven, rather than from some kids on a tube platform when you're seventeen and late for work.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    93,391
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    1694
    Kudos:
    13866
    Bookmarks:
    4904
    Hits:
    210387

    28 Apr 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Not a hugely satsifying ending, but it leaves one with a sense of hope and promise. It's absolutely hilarious as one goes along, though.

  8. Rec *

    Summary

    Just one conversation between two eleven year old boys goes slightly differently, and the world changes. Just how much will be different with Harry being sorted into Slytherin, and how much will stay the same?

    Words:
    745,864
    Works:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2680

    25 Apr 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    HOLY SHIT. This series RULES.

  9. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Derek is on the cusp of his second season with the LA Dodgers, and as the reigning runner-up Rookie of the Year, the pressure’s on him to become the team’s star pitcher and lead them to the playoffs for the first time in five years. He’s trying to deal with the burden of expectations and really has zero desire to spend any extra time or energy on anything that isn’t baseball.

    But then he meets Stiles.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    83,974
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    713
    Kudos:
    3200
    Bookmarks:
    1064
    Hits:
    39865

    10 Apr 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The Payoff Pitch by Leslie_Knope

    "Derek is on the cusp of his second season with the LA Dodgers, and as the reigning runner-up Rookie of the Year, the pressure’s on him to become the team’s star pitcher and lead them to the playoffs for the first time in five years. He’s trying to deal with the burden of expectations and really has zero desire to spend any extra time or energy on anything that isn’t baseball.

    But then he meets Stiles."

  10. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Stiles Stilinski is a minor league baseball catcher who just got promoted. Derek Hale is a star major league pitcher with a knee injury who just got sent down to the minors. Stiles is drawn to Derek, but the further invested he gets, the more questions arise. Why does team owner Chris Argent have it out for Derek? Why is Derek so emotionally constipated? And what the hell is Coach Finstock going on about? Minor league baseball has more intrigue than Stiles ever imagined.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,641
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    131
    Kudos:
    1256
    Bookmarks:
    410
    Hits:
    28683

    10 Apr 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Extra Innings by tuesdaymidnight

    "Stiles Stilinski is a minor league baseball catcher who just got promoted. Derek Hale is a star major league pitcher with a knee injury who just got sent down to the minors. Stiles is drawn to Derek, but the further invested he gets, the more questions arise. Why does team owner Chris Argent have it out for Derek? Why is Derek so emotionally constipated? And what the hell is Coach Finstock going on about? Minor league baseball has more intrigue than Stiles ever imagined."

  11. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    The thing is, being able to talk to houses doesn't actually preclude them from conspiring to ruin your life. Dex finds this out a little too late. First comes the Dib Flip, then Nursey's bed, and the water heater...the Haus definitely has it in for him.

    In which Dex has house magic, Haus has Haus magic, and at least one of them is in love with Nursey.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,464
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    347
    Kudos:
    1337
    Bookmarks:
    413
    Hits:
    9091

    04 Apr 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Unbelievably cute! The longing and pining is STRONG with this one.

    bless this mess and call it a home by pepperfield

    "The thing is, being able to talk to houses doesn't actually preclude them from conspiring to ruin your life. Dex finds this out a little too late. First comes the Dib Flip, then Nursey's bed, and the water heater...the Haus definitely has it in for him.

    In which Dex has house magic, Haus has Haus magic, and at least one of them is in love with Nursey."

  12. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    When Lardo tells Shitty what she wants for her birthday, she prefaces it with, “Okay, before you say anything, I’ve already thought about the implications of this in the context of my identity as a queer Asian woman living in a white heterosexist patriarchy, and I want to do it anyway.”

    “Bro,” Shitty says, looking almost tearful. “That is the most beautiful fucking thing I’ve ever heard.”

    (Or: Lardo has a bucket list, and Ransom and Holster have her back.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,306
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    452
    Bookmarks:
    114
    Hits:
    2948

    03 Apr 2018

    Bookmarker's Tags:
    Bookmarker's Notes

    OH MY GOD! Review from a text sent to a friend whilst reading:
    "simultaneously sexy, but also really funny and happy and friend-ly, which is maybe the cutest thing ever?"

    Honestly probably the best het sex fic I have ever read (though not completely het, duh, but still).

    done a lot right in life by shellybelle

    "When Lardo tells Shitty what she wants for her birthday, she prefaces it with, “Okay, before you say anything, I’ve already thought about the implications of this in the context of my identity as a queer Asian woman living in a white heterosexist patriarchy, and I want to do it anyway.”

    “Bro,” Shitty says, looking almost tearful. “That is the most beautiful fucking thing I’ve ever heard.”

    (Or: Lardo has a bucket list, and Ransom and Holster have her back.)"

  13. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Draco licks his lips. He shuts his eyes, because he doesn't think he can look at Potter when he says it. When he asks for it. "One finger?"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,933
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    169
    Kudos:
    4882
    Bookmarks:
    777
    Hits:
    72214

    30 Mar 2018

  14. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Draco found the nest down in the Manor’s cellars, while he was clearing them out.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,355
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    486
    Kudos:
    11212
    Bookmarks:
    3193
    Hits:
    121249

    30 Mar 2018

  15. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Listen to me going on and on about pie. You tell me more about yourself, Just Jack,” Eric prompts, smiling encouragingly.

    “Uhh,” Jack begins, forcing himself to put down his fork and actually make conversation. “I play hockey.”

    “You don’t say?” Eric says, smile widening.

    “Chirp, chirp, chirp.”

    Jack meets the love of his life while serving Thanksgiving dinner at a homeless shelter and struggling to learn the difference between sexuality and dysfunction. Along the way, he repairs some broken relationships and figures out how to let himself have nice things, one of which is a small southern baker with a habit of concealing the truth.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    137,577
    Chapters:
    35/35
    Comments:
    1539
    Kudos:
    1038
    Bookmarks:
    175
    Hits:
    16540

    28 Mar 2018

  16. Public Bookmark 59

    Tags
    Summary

    Peter's only here to inspect the fire extinguisher. The last thing he expects is for a naked man to come charging at him, swinging a baseball bat and screaming.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,861
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    714
    Bookmarks:
    59
    Hits:
    4015

    26 Mar 2018

  17. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Arthur was tipped back against the wall, his mouth open for breath and staring at the small arrow-slit window over Merlin's head, trying to work out how it could possibly be that good with Merlin, of all people.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,012
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    178
    Kudos:
    6711
    Bookmarks:
    2123
    Hits:
    122853

    17 Mar 2018

  18. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Stiles never thought he'd get a tattoo -- then he found out human pack members could grow stronger by taking an Alpha's Mark.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,246
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    114
    Kudos:
    4853
    Bookmarks:
    1367
    Hits:
    79624

    11 Mar 2018

  19. Public Bookmark 25

    Tags
    Summary

    The memory of how exactly he ended up here, with two fingers in Isaac's ass and his other hand covering the boy's mouth to hush his moans, is blurred.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,297
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    212
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    4100

    09 Mar 2018

  20. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “No one asked you to look, did they?” Draco said, eyes glittering and intent on Harry’s face—like he’d just wiped off the years and turned back in time to when their greatest ambition in life had been to knock the other off his broom in front of the school and grab the Snitch first, before they’d both gone to war and come back with scars.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,767
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    121
    Kudos:
    4888
    Bookmarks:
    853
    Hits:
    79620

    27 Feb 2018

    Bookmarker's Tags:

Filters

Filter results:

Pages Navigation