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  1. Rec 25

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    “Jord, do you trust me?”

    “Yes, Your Highness. Of course.”

    The Prince shifts, twisting in his chair, and lifts a jacket-clad arm to hold something out. Jord takes a step forward, then sees it’s a horse’s bridle.

    “Nguhnh,” says Jord, with all the inelegance of someone never raised into the tact of noble society.

    The Prince’s face is very serious. And then he states, “I want you to sneak this into Prince Damianos’s rooms.”

    “Huhgnh.”
     
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    Prince Laurent has some tasks for his men.

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    09 Feb 2019

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    Hilarious

  2. Rec 5

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    Of course Alex and heard them. Teenage spy and all.

    The truth, then. “We’re worried about you.”

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    07 Feb 2019

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    It is a well-established fact in marine biology that the octopus is the drunk texter of the cephalopod family.

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    03 Feb 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 13

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    Auguste hates nothing more than owing a debt to the Prince of Akielos for letting him surrender, and it’s no picnic finding out that this is all due to his brother.

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    03 Feb 2019

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    Letting out a long sigh, Derek turns away and braces himself for the next hellish filming segment. After all, apparently he’s going to have to smile while greeting twenty-five contestants. Shit, what if they try to hug him? Or, god forbid, kiss

    He doesn’t get any further with that thought, because a limo pulls into the driveway. He braces himself for the worst. The worst, who… actually doesn’t look that horrifying.

    “I’ve been dying to meet you!” she exclaims as she catches sight of him.

    Then, she flings herself at him and ensnares him in a bone-crushing hug.

    Scratch that – she’s completely horrifying. And Derek’s pretty sure he can hear errand boy what’s-his-face laughing in the distance.

    (Or: In which Derek gets roped into being the 'eligible bachelor' on a dating show and instead falls for one of the show's interns.)

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