Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
27 Nov 2015
the biggest fucking idiot would have to be luke. i've never hated someone so much. i hate him almost as much as i want to shove my penis down his throat.
the thing is with luke, i can't understand what it is i actually want from him. one second i want to shove a knife into his gut and then the next second i'm imagining what it would be like to have him push me up against a wall and suck the blood from my neck.
"– attention all patrons! as a regular customer of this splendid cafe, i thought i would pay tribute to the owners of this wonderful establishment and brighten up your afternoons with a little light entertainment on this special day."
michael serenades luke.