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    I won’t fall for this trap. He had strength. He wouldn’t give in to Tanaka’s villainous ways, his foul temptations.

    [ Tanaka 凸ಠ益ಠ)凸 ]: any place u want
    [ Tanaka 凸ಠ益ಠ)凸 ]: free movies
    [ Tanaka 凸ಠ益ಠ)凸 ]: any movies u wanna see
    [ Tanaka 凸ಠ益ಠ)凸 ]: even the boring 1s u like
    [ Tanaka 凸ಠ益ಠ)凸 ]: that baseball team u like is playing
    [ Tanaka 凸ಠ益ಠ)凸 ]: chikara
    [ Tanaka 凸ಠ益ಠ)凸 ]: chikara
    [ Tanaka 凸ಠ益ಠ)凸 ]: cmon
    [ Tanaka 凸ಠ益ಠ)凸 ]: free food

    His stomach growled.

    He was a weak, weak man.

    With promises of free food, Ennoshita finds himself wrapped up in the worst idea imaginable to cover up his friend's dumb white lie: Pretending to be boyfriends.
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    23 Feb 2018

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    When Shuichi Saihara, the Ultimate Artist, finds himself waking up in a strange new place, he has no idea what to think. Lucky for him, the Ultimate Detective Kaede Akamatsu is there to do the thinking where he can't, and she's optimistic that the nature of the Ultimate Academy is to cultivate their talents; Even when the headmaster encourages them all to participate in a Killing Game. Everyone, even the magician who can't seem to stop lying, agree not to participate... But does that really mean anything?

    (Please feel free to discuss theories in the comments! Completed now, but posted daily.)

    Just read the sequel please god it's so much better.

    There's a discord server now: https://discord.gg/zWBN8JV if anyone would want to join it
    https://sta.sh/2165cl4i3hcc?edit=1 Map of the Academy (Lab location spoilers)

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    07 Feb 2018

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    Denk Memes: EVERYONE ASSEMBLE WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM
    Tape Lord: I'M Q U A KI NG
    Tape Lord changed the topic to: code black *kill bill sirens*☠️

    Yet another chat fic no one asked for: in which Mineta the Menace strikes without warning and Class 1-A rallies under one banner, Kaminari just wants to live in peace, Midoriya's this 👌close to cutting a bitch, Bakugou swears he won't fall in love and Shinsou doesn't understand how he got sucked into this garbage fire but he can't bring himself to be mad about it.

    (About 50/50 chat format and normal prose)

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    23 Jan 2018

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    Jeremy didn’t know of any other superhero that had to commute.

    Sometimes he was alone when he got the text, and it was easy to slide open the window and sling on over to whatever disaster was striking the City That Could Never Catch a Break. Other times it was during things like his parent’s divorce hearings, in Hackensack, and he’d have to spend his bar mitzvah money on a cab ride to the bridge and change into his spandex in the bathroom of a Dunkin' Donuts. Even at home, he'd have to spend fifteen minutes slinging webs across highways and toll booths and the George Washington Bridge before he even saw what he was up against.

    At least Christine could fly.

     

    (or, the AU nobody asked for in which Jeremy is Spiderman and the rest of the crew has superpowers, except Michael, who has No Idea About Anything except for the fact he's Spiderman's #1 fan)

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    09 Jan 2018

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    ...Specifically, the Mountain Dew Purple.

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    (...or that one story no one asked for where Jeremy and Michael drink purple Mountain Dew and switch bodies....)

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    I DO NOT OWN BE MORE CHILL, NOR AM I IN ANY WAY AFFILIATED. I JUST CREATED THIS PARTICULAR PLOT AND STORY.

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    05 Jan 2018