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    Everyone knows that Sherlock's never been normal, but it's not like Joan knows how to say 'I love you' either. But it's no surprise to her that he does figure out how to say it - he is the genius after all.

    Cross-posted from ff.net, so sorry if you're seeing this twice!

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    "If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you." - A.A. Milne, "Winnie the Pooh"

    Tony isn't like other people - he doesn't just make friends. He has to try, has to evaluate every moment of his behaviour in order to rank himself on a scale of 'normal' - and most of the time, he can't be bothered.

    So. Tony doesn't make friends like other people - he has to try.

    Sometimes, when he does, nothing goes the way it's supposed to.

    Sometimes, when he does, he gets it really, really right.

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    Jared may be one of the most renowned Doms at the escort service, but he has needs nobody would suspect, least of all his roommate.

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    04 Jan 2019

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    02 Jan 2019

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    Matt takes her arm when Karen stands up and nudges her with it, guiding her through a crowd of people to get to the bathrooms in the back. When they’re inside, Matt locks the door behind them and immediately says, “I need you to promise not to tell anybody about this, okay?”

    Karen looks at her for a long moment before she says, seriously, “I promise, Matt. What’s happening?”

    Karen’s makes a noise that would have been really funny in a different circumstance when Matt pulls the pregnancy test from her bag.

    “These things aren’t exactly accessible to people who can’t see,” Matt says, quietly.

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    When Cas shows up at the bunker covered in sweat and listing to the side, Sam and Dean know something's wrong. Turns out there are a few things about angel biology Cas wasn't expecting to teach the Winchesters.

    This is wincestiel goodness--a first time threesome brought on by a fuck or die scenario.

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    15 Dec 2018