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  1. Summary

    Everyone knows that Sherlock's never been normal, but it's not like Joan knows how to say 'I love you' either. But it's no surprise to her that he does figure out how to say it - he is the genius after all.

    Cross-posted from ff.net, so sorry if you're seeing this twice!

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    "If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you." - A.A. Milne, "Winnie the Pooh"

    Tony isn't like other people - he doesn't just make friends. He has to try, has to evaluate every moment of his behaviour in order to rank himself on a scale of 'normal' - and most of the time, he can't be bothered.

    So. Tony doesn't make friends like other people - he has to try.

    Sometimes, when he does, nothing goes the way it's supposed to.

    Sometimes, when he does, he gets it really, really right.

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  1. Public Bookmark 35

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    5 times Sam gets sloppy seconds and one time he has Dean all for himself. (Or, 11 times Dean has sex.)

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    27 May 2018

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    Jensen wins at a silent auction.

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    11 May 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 82

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    This is a sequel to my kinkmeme entry, Babymaker (http://archiveofourown.org/works/4340576/chapters/9844292). People have been asking for one for awhile, so I thought I'd start it...no idea how long it will go, or what it will include. Ppl can comment with suggestions. I'd recommend reading the first story--or at least the tags--for background.

    EXPLICIT! READ the TAGS!

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    10 May 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 25

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    On one hand, this is an alternate universe crossover wherein vampires and boogeymen aren't real, but John Winchester believes that they are, raising his boys to hunt threats that aren't there. Even after his eventual incarceration, Dean and Sam both suffer the consequences of growing up under his tutelage, and there still exists a sinister sect of an overarching doomsday cult that combines the forces of deluded hunters, and a criminal organization called the Men of Letters, to stave off a predicted apocalypse.

    On the other hand, this is a story about Sam Winchester, medical intern at Bethesda General, and Spencer Reid, criminal profiler for the BAU, as they meet, fall in love and build a life together against all odds.

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    05 May 2018

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    01 May 2018