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    Everyone knows that Sherlock's never been normal, but it's not like Joan knows how to say 'I love you' either. But it's no surprise to her that he does figure out how to say it - he is the genius after all.

    Cross-posted from ff.net, so sorry if you're seeing this twice!

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    "If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you." - A.A. Milne, "Winnie the Pooh"

    Tony isn't like other people - he doesn't just make friends. He has to try, has to evaluate every moment of his behaviour in order to rank himself on a scale of 'normal' - and most of the time, he can't be bothered.

    So. Tony doesn't make friends like other people - he has to try.

    Sometimes, when he does, nothing goes the way it's supposed to.

    Sometimes, when he does, he gets it really, really right.

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    Sam Winchester isn't your typical witch. Practicing a taboo form of magic is bad enough, but it's another thing entirely to have his brother for a familiar. He's always been aware that there are those who would like to ruin both him and his brother by separating the two, either because they feel it's unnatural for witches and their familiars to be related or because they want to steal Dean's magic for their own. So when Castiel Novak shows up claiming Dean's his familiar... well Sam's not willing to go down without a fight.

    Castiel Novak is a loner. It's mostly by choice, but really, what choice do you have when you can see the threads that orchestrate relationships? He knows he can't get too close to people, because in his experience they always leave when the people they're destined to love show up. So imagine his luck when he finds both his familiar and the man he's destined to have a relationship within the same week! It's really just too bad he and Sam can't seem to get along for five minutes. The threads have never been wrong before but damn would it make it easier if they could just hate each other instead.

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    13 Aug 2018

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    05 Aug 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 51

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    Sam and Dean start a D/s relationship to help Sam combat his hallucinations of Lucifer.

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    27 Jul 2018

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    Across the space of a thousand lonely miles and approximately four and a half feet of boot-worn, hide-anything-colored carpet, Dean watches his brother twitch. Twitch. Twitch again. Then still, stop. Breathe. Twitch.

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    02 Jul 2018

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    There were surprisingly few search results for 'how to force your pain in the ass, closet masochist big brother to admit he wants to sub for you'. Go figure.

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    01 Jul 2018