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    softball au in which laura and carmilla are pitchers on "rival" softball teams in the silas parks and recreation softball league. laura takes this very seriously, carmilla does not. laura hates carmilla, carmilla loves riling laura up. laura has a strict (personal) rule against not fraternizing with the enemy (save for her best bro kirsch that carmilla stole for her team on purpose) so, what happens when a dry spell, a losing streak, and a very flirtatious carmilla all finally culminate to laura's breaking point?? read and find out!

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    02 Sep 2019

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    Carmilla decides to move across the country on a whim and forges a totally platonic note-passing relationship with her neighbor.

    Or: Carmilla and Laura both have kitchen windows, and these windows happen to be face to face and right up against each other. Carmilla is a shit cook and Laura takes notice, note posting ensues, a bond is formed, we realize that neither of them have any chill, mild angst occurs and is immediately remedied, and the gays bone.

    A fantastic read, truly.

    Title is taken from the Now, Now song of the same name, it's a banger.

    This is also lowkey inspired by that video where Natasha puts on a Midwestern Mom accent. No shame.

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    02 Sep 2019

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    Wait.
    That's what Mistress told her to do. And that's exactly what she was going to.
    She would wait for Mistress as long as it took.

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    22 Oct 2018

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    “Slower.” Lena sounds just the tiniest bit breathless, and her thighs are trembling, but her gaze is steely and sure.

    Kara blinks, licking her lips and digging her nails into Lena’s thighs. “But, I thought - I thought you had a conference call?”

    “I do.”

    The implication sets in, and Kara can actually feel her own hips stuttering in response to the idea like some kind of Pavlovian muscle memory. Lena is going to take her conference call and fight for the fate of her company, and Kara is going to kneel here under her very open desk and make her come.

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    Lena has the world’s most stressful week, and Kara wants to help. And, if she maybe kind of likes it when Lena bosses her around? Well…that’s just a convenient bonus.

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    22 Oct 2018

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    “Who decides when you get fucked?"

    "You do."

    "And who decides when you get to come?"

    "...you do."

     

    Unadulterated Clexa filth.

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    22 Sep 2018