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  1. Public Bookmark 20

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    The one where Spock is a police officer, James Kirk is a Pirate, and lying is the national pastime.

    “It is not an infatuation,” Spock argues. “It is merely an attraction.” And it is perfectly manageable.
    “The thing about attractions,” his boss warns. “Sooner or later, there’s always a crash.”

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    19 Jun 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    Or, you know that thing? That thing that happened in the movies, but didn't quite make it to the screen, but still totally happened. Yeah. THAT thing. You know the one.
    Alternately titled: "Crew Bonding Exercises for the Socially Challenged."

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    19 Jun 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 66

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    Half the school is in love with Hatake Sakumo; Orochimaru included, much to his friends' incredulity.

    Sakumo just wants to know more about the adorably shy little androgyne stalking him.

    Orochimaru is a bit more than he expected.

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    10 Jun 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    Minato wants to slap him. Across the face. Preferably with the nearest, heaviest, and sharpest item possible. If anything, the Sandaime should be giving him a reward for not causing an international incident.

    Or: 5 times Minato and Rasa meet and the 1 time they're actually introduced.

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    10 Jun 2017

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    It's all Obito's fault. Everyone agrees, even Obito. Though he would like it on record that the snakes share equal blame for the chaos that is their lives.

    Or The one where Obito likes snakes, and that changes things.

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    10 Jun 2017