"Son of a bitch!"
"Actually, I'm a demon."
Or the one where Lance wishes for a guardian angel but instead gets a snarky demon with a mullet and pretty violet eyes.
It was beautiful. It was peaceful. It was...interrupted by a short, high-pitched screech and a collision which sent Keith to the icy ground where he landed hard on his back with a loud grunt.
Lance doesn't watch where he's going and ends up making a friend (eventually).