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    Here we go, Pewdie thinks, and charges through with a battle cry.

    And stops when he finds no zombie on the other side of the door. There is someone there though, a living person, and he is covered in blood and guts and holding up a bloody shovel. They stare at each other in disbelief for a long time and Pewdie thinks he needs to say something to break the awkward silence between them.

    "Heheh..uh, how's it goin' bro?" is the first thing he says to the first living person he comes across after three weeks of surviving the zombie apocalypse on his own.

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    A Cinderella-esque AU. Bilbo, a lonely hobbit of the Shire in the valley outside Erebor, gets a job as a cook in the dwarf kingdom to pass the time and keep himself occupied after his mother’s death. One day he meets a regal dwarf, who he thinks is a thief and trespasser, and throws an apple at his head, never knowing he’s just assaulted the dwarven Prince. Thus begins the antagonistic and somewhat odd courtship of a hobbit and the next King of Erebor.

     

    CHAPTER 35: NIGHT - Is the new chapter posted on 5/16/14. Its a smut chapter!!
    *HIATUS*

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    18 Oct 2013