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  1. Summary

    A collection of stories written for the 2020 Merry Month of Masturbation, focused on the (mostly) happy relationship between Harry Hart and his husband, Eggsy Unwin, in a world where The Golden Circle (or at least the stupid ending) never took place.

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    Neal Caffrey has some incredibly amazing and diverse skills, skills that not even the most dedicated autodidact could master. He's poly-lingual (nine or more languages), an Olympic-class fencer, his marksmanship is exceptional - especially for a man who hates guns. He's a world-class chef, a master distiller, an architect, a gambler, a connoisseur of fine wines and clothing and music. There is literally nothing he can't do, no situation he can't master, no risk he won't take.

    Mozzie might have given him the basics on how to be the frontman for the cons he'd wanted to pull, but Neal's skills had been polished and his talents nurtured on an estate outside of London. For six months, Neal Caffrey had been a knight-candidate at Kingsman, an independent intelligence agency founded after World War I.

    Or, (for the Kingsman fans) what if Eggsy wasn't the first non-aristocratic candidate that Harry had proposed since Lee's death.

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    “I’m not sleeping there!”

    “Why?”

    “Because I don’t want to spend the next months getting my throat slit in the night!” he hisses.

    “Oh, don’t underestimate yourself,” says Yusuf, leaning back on the low cot on his elbows, quite enjoying himself. “I’m sure you’ll be slitting my throat as well.”

    [Yusuf dies, and dies, and dies, and lives, as well, for a thousand years. Nicolo's by his side for all of them, and it's not quite the love story of eternity, but it's theirs: and that's enough for them both.]

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    18 Jul 2020

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    "Don't you dare feel him up," Roxy said. "Not while he's got my body on."

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    09 Apr 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Best body swap I’ve ever read

  3. Public Bookmark 62

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    “Mind your manners, Eggsy,” Harry warns, the leather of his belt sliding across the skin of Eggsy’s arse like a promise, and Eggsy has half a mind to start spewing curse words just so he can get Harry to give him a wallop.

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    08 Mar 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    Not long after failing to witness Cazaril's great miracle, Palli follows his friend into a tangle of other people's miracles.

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    04 Mar 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 24

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    In which Roxy saves the day, Eggsy surprises Harry with a fantasy come to life, and nobody cares about the furniture.

    Totally unapologetic porn with bunny ears on it.

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    20 Feb 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Delicious!