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    Neal Caffrey has some incredibly amazing and diverse skills, skills that not even the most dedicated autodidact could master. He's poly-lingual (nine or more languages), an Olympic-class fencer, his marksmanship is exceptional - especially for a man who hates guns. He's a world-class chef, a master distiller, an architect, a gambler, a connoisseur of fine wines and clothing and music. There is literally nothing he can't do, no situation he can't master, no risk he won't take.

    Mozzie might have given him the basics on how to be the frontman for the cons he'd wanted to pull, but Neal's skills had been polished and his talents nurtured on an estate outside of London. For six months, Neal Caffrey had been a knight-candidate at Kingsman, an independent intelligence agency founded after World War I.

    Or, (for the Kingsman fans) what if Eggsy wasn't the first non-aristocratic candidate that Harry had proposed since Lee's death.

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    Barry and Eobard are spies and have been partners for a long time. But love has not been factored into the equation.

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    Harry Wells and his daughter Jesse, have remained on Earth-1 and are building a life among their Team Flash friends, who do their best to ease their transition into a new life as Harry Chambers, Chief Technology Officer of S.T.A.R. Labs, and Jesse Chambers, nascent speedster. It doesn't hurt that Harry is deeply in love with Barry, who returns the feeling.

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    AU. Harry is a celebrated food critic. Eggsy is a Youtube-famous food blogger. They meet at the grand opening of Mediterranean restaurant Mallorca when they’re forced to share a table. It’s a meal, and a night, neither will soon forget.

    For the 2015 Kingsman Bang. (Revised 11.21.15)

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    24 Oct 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    For all everyone likes to make assumptions Eggsy’s ability to get his feet behind his head it doesn’t come up all that often in the bedroom and Harry is currently struggling to remember why. Harry may be getting on a bit but what he lacks in double-jointedness and apparent imperviousness to gravity he more than makes up for in experience. And Eggsy’s is a body to be experienced. Preferably immediately.

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    19 Oct 2018

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    Harry Hart is quite happy with his life. The war is over, the twenties are in full swing, and so long as he keeps his sexuality a secret, he can continue to write his books in peace. That changes when Ian "Merlin" Grey, a confident, more-or-less out business man who, as it turns out, also happens to be a bootlegger, walks into his life. Ian turns Harry's world on its head in more ways than one; reigniting Harry's suppressed passion for wearing women's clothes, drawing him into a world of mystery and danger where inhibitions mean little, and blending their social circles together as their lives become more and more entwined. But Harry's falling for Ian comes with a complicated price: Ian's bootlegging business is under attack from Poppy, a woman who wants it all, and Harry will have to choose between betraying his lover to keep his sexuality a secret or coming clean and risking it all.

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    09 Oct 2018

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    Eggsy has worked for Dean for years, and hasn't argued about it too much. He likes the money and likes the goods. But one day he overhears a conversation that crosses one of the few lines that Eggsy has left. He ain't no grass, but this? He deliberately gets picked up by the filth, not quite realizing he had targeted a man of importance, Chief Inspector Harry Hart. Everything moves so fast at that point, including protective custody.

    Harry suggests a safe house and Eggsy damn well knows a bunch of the filth are in Dean's pockets but Harry says he knows and he has a different safe house in mind. An old military friend and only three people in New Scotland Yard will know who Eggsy is with, and only Harry will know where.

    Eggsy agrees, only if his mum and baby sister go to, and Harry says not a problem.

    When Eggsy meets Merlin he thinks Harry was right there won't be a problem, there will be at least a dozen.

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    02 Oct 2018

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    When you are declared a Kingsman, Merlin walks you to a room. You go in alone and you are changed forever as a mythical creature is bonded to your soul. You become a little stronger, faster, a better healer, and in times of great need you can call on the creature put inside you, to save yourself, to save others. But you have to be careful, let them out too much, and you aren't coming home the same, if at all.

    No one is allowed to know what creature resides in you. It is in your file but sealed unless truly dire circumstances. Even Merlin doesn't know what his agents carry in him.

    Eggsy has no idea if this is awesome or the worst thing ever. But he wishes he could talk to somebody about whether he should be having tentacles. He wishes he could talk to Merlin about that. He wishes that he could talk to Merlin about a lot of things.

    He is so busy wishing he could talk, it will take a long time to realize that Merlin wishes the same.

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    15 Sep 2018