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    God, Yoongi wishes Namjoon could see him at his prime, wearing a clean shirt and clean pants with clean hair. One of these days, he’ll do his laundry and take a shower. Soon.

    He thinks that maybe, if Namjoon had come to his door on a good day, on a day where he’s slept and experienced the passage of time like a neurotypical human being, maybe he could have invited Namjoon in, let him play with Holly while he made them each a cup of coffee and got to know him. Maybe Namjoon would have laughed at Yoongi’s jokes. Maybe they would have kissed on his countertop, coffee forgotten at Yoongi’s side as Namjoon kissed him deeply. If Yoongi had just taken a fucking shower and done laundry, maybe Namjoon would have fucked him in a bed with clean sheets and sunlight streaming in through his window.

    Well. At least he can take a shower now.

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    Or, Yoongi meets his hot neighbor. His hot neighbor messages him on Jack'd. His hot neighbor leaves him on read.
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    13 Aug 2019

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    Jimin poked Namjoon's chest through his The Future Is Female sweatshirt. “So, does this sweatshirt actually help you get laid, or do you wear it for the sense of superiority alone?”

    OR: A self-indulgent modern-day Clueless AU in which Jimin is a spoiled LA teen, Namjoon is his aggressively woke "straight" ex-stepbrother, Tae is a menace on four wheels, and Hobi's been looking kind of spicy lately.

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    12 Aug 2019

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    Namjoon is stuck in two dead-end jobs, and one of them is teaching night school to high school dropouts.

    Taehyung is a new student.

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    05 Aug 2019

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    Historian and linguist Kim Namjoon is part of the team bringing back two pop stars, Jeon Jeongguk and Park Jimin, who were cryogenically frozen on Earth three hundred years ago.

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    01 Jul 2019

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    Jeongguk is still pointing at Yoongi. He could relax now, but that will require several movements he can’t wrap his head around yet. He has problems. And he has hyungs who need to solve them. “What,” he demands, “is love?”

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    12 Jun 2019