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    Loosely connected one-shots about Revas, First of Clan Lavellan, over the course of the game, in vaguely chronological order. No references to DLC.

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    Download or stream a podfic of Killing Elvis.

    Author's summary: Dr. Liu,

    Got your final report yesterday on Project LV-426. I'm amazed. Great work all around. It's been forwarded to the Chair, our friends at the Pentagon, the Defense Appropriations Committee, and DARPA. The acid-resistant armor is something that should really catch their eye.

    We're expecting some big grant money from this.

    Burke

    Burke,

    Did you read even the executive summary of my report? There are some interesting biomaterials that we could work with, but I stressed, multiple times, that this creature is far too dangerous to even consider using in military research projects. It's aggressive, stupid, vicious, aggressive, impossible to train, and did I mention aggressive?

    . . .their limbs work on hydraulic principles and operate under pressure, which is why they splurt like a popped water balloon when they get hit in those Marine camera feeds we saw. A slight wound to a limb takes them right the hell out of commission, and now your troops have to deal with an insanely aggressive and stupid xenomorphic K-9 unit that oh by the way IS BLEEDING ACID.

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    02 Apr 2018

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    Tony Stark doesn't need to be safe, sane, and consensual. He has JARVIS instead. (Then he gets Steve.)

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    20 Mar 2018

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    A collection of short stories depicting new versions of old myths.

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    What happens to Icarus after he falls, Hermes and Hestia meddle and save humanity, and Hades would just like a nap.

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    16 Mar 2018

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    Altaïr, Ezio, Edward, Haytham, Shay, Connor, Aveline and Desmond all hang out through time travel, of a sort. Desmond attracts suffering like an extremely unfortunate magnet. Recommended reading order here.

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    11 Mar 2018

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    John stops writing the blog after Sherlock's fall, almost stops writing completely. Then he finds a new
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    19 Feb 2018