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    Loosely connected one-shots about Revas, First of Clan Lavellan, over the course of the game, in vaguely chronological order. No references to DLC.

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    “... And you should really get your cat spayed,” Earl says smugly, staring at Goose who is resting a few feet away, licking her paw.

    Shit.

    Goose eats Earl. Nick files an incident report and takes Goose to the lab to wait for her to barf up Earl because Nick is tired of replacing the accent rug in his office. Finance has gotten really stingy with the office budget lately, and Goose’s cat-flerken vomit reeks.

    HR assigns Goose her own incident code and installs a BEWARE OF CAT sign on Nick's office door under his nameplate. Earl stops offering unsolicited advice, and Nick buys Goose one of the new expensive horizontal scratching posts that looks like a wave.

    Goose looks way too pleased with herself.

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    All the things Goose has eaten and the all the things people have called Nicholas J. Fury, with or without his consent.

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    19 Mar 2019

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    Nick Fury: soldier, spy, strategist, cat dad.

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    18 Mar 2019

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    “This isn’t going to work,” Diego said, once everyone had stopped moaning on the grass and/or throwing up.

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    04 Mar 2019

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    Rejected by the Jedi Order at the age of 13, Obi-Wan Kenobi's ship is taken over by pirates, and he is sold as a slave on Tatooine and adopted by Shmi Skywalker. Elsewhere in the galaxy, clones are being created and a war is brewing, but the Skywalker family have their own concerns: the rising storm that is the slave revolution.

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    11 Feb 2019

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    “You’re punishing me, aren’t you?” Anakin said. “I angered you somehow and this whole thing with Obi-Wan is my punishment.”

    “Not everything is about you,” said Rex, hauling the guy up. “And, come on, have you seen him in those cardigans?”

    “He looks like someone’s sad grandpa,” Anakin said.

     In which Obi-Wan returns from four years undercover, Rex called dibs, the entire squad is not helpful, and Anakin hates his life.

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    23 Jan 2019