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    “Uh-oh,” Sitles said, looking at the men around him.

    This was pretty bad. And he had a feeling that in a few seconds it will get worse.

    The only good thing was that the fairies just wanted to hinder them, and not actually do damage. Really, it was kind of an honor that the sparkly little fuckers though that their little group of strategists - meaning Chris, Peter, Dr Deaton and Stiles himself - was the real danger, instead of the others who were actually out to stop them.

    And the other good thing was that Lydia had already left, because when the fairy that appeared in the middle of Peter’s apartment said that ‘they would all be itching to dip their dick in the next pussy they see’ it probably thought about her.

    And well. That pretty fucking specific wording was bad news for Stiles.

    Also, who knew that fairies had such dirty mouths?

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    Stiles is not on board with the evening and ditches as soon as possible only to get back to his suite and find, what else, a tie on his bedroom door and some pretty loud moaning coming from the other side. He spends the night in the library passive aggressively tweeting about double standards in sexiling.

    This may or may not have a direct impact on why Peter and Chris say they want to come visit Stiles for a weekend.

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    16 Oct 2021

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    Parrish almost -- almost misses Stiles’ sophomore year of college and the Great Work Inbox Ass Spam flirting debacle. He’s also almost to the point he can look back on that time fondly, but then he remembers the sheriff holding a freshly faxed freckled ass pic, asking at large, “Who is my son sexting?”

    Or: the one where Stiles blows Parrish in the middle of the station on a holiday.

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    09 Oct 2021

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    Derek is starting to realize that his new position at work is the best thing that has happened to him.

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    Bucky clears his throat and finishes creating his ridiculously large latte. “You may have heard that Steve and I are living together,” he says awkwardly. Natasha raises an eyebrow at him. “What you may not know is that I pursued Steve pretty aggressively. And it was really, really worth it. So.”

    Bucky smirks at them and sips his coffee.

    Steve, with his natural brilliant timing, steps out of the elevator at that exact moment. All heads swivel in his direction, eyebrows raised. He blinks at everyone’s faces of blatant speculation, blushes, and looks at Bucky in confusion.

    “Reeaaallllly worth it,” Bucky adds.

    “Congratulations on sexually satisfying your partner, Steven!” Thor booms, and raises his coffee mug in toast.

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    Or, Bucky got his sugar daddy, Steve asked him to move in after less than a day together... now what?

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