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    (Fairytale curses aren't supposed to work.)

    In which Simon Snow requires true love's kiss.

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    20 Oct 2019

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    [UNKNOWN NUMBER]: (10:45): i mean like, how should I fix this

    BAZ PITCH: (10:46): Why would I know?

    [UNKNOWN NUMBER]: (10:46): you’re tech support?

    BAZ PITCH: (10:47): I most definitely am not.

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    19 Oct 2019

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    Five times Simon and Baz didn't have sex ... and one time they did.

    Post-Carry On

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    18 Oct 2019

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    When Aunt May tragically dies in a car accident, not only is Peter crushed, but he blames himself for it as well.
    Luckily, there's someone there to pick up the pieces, and just maybe, put them back together again.
    Featuring a self-deprecating yet fatherly Tony and a soft, scared Peter.

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    15 Oct 2019

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    *hey gamers if youre returning to this fic then youll notice the last chapter used to be chapter ten but i moved it to the end becaus rn peter hates steve but in the last chap pete and steve are friendly and stuff so that chapter will remain at the end until peter talks about his feelings™ with steev so yee haw, and if you're new, then ignore this and welcome to hell*

     

    “I dare you to talk to Stark the way you talk to me.” She grinned.

    Peter was silent for a moment until his mouth began to open into a small ‘o’. “No! Absolutely not! Shuri, are you insane? I ca-”

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    “‘Sup, bitch?” Peter asked as he walked into the lab, casual demeanor doing nothing to capture the complete mortification he was internalizing.

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