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    Maria survives Carol's death. She can survive Carol's return, too.

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    Niall is the youngest in family of vampire hunters that extends back, generation after generation, for the thousands of years since St. Patrick brought vampires to Ireland to get rid of all the snakes. He's been well-trained in the fine art of slaying practically his whole life, racking up over eighty kills by the time he leaves the motherland to join a boyband.

    His new bandmate, Liam, swears up and down that he’s not a vampire. But Niall’s senses never lie.

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    Harry, helping out his coworker by taking her daughter to the library on a particularly busy day, runs into the funniest children's librarian that he's ever met in his life. He runs into Louis again a few days later, in a kebab shop after a night out, and then again at a wedding at work.

    At that point, dating - and, by extension, seeing each other on purpose - makes sense. Harry's only qualm is that he worries what Louis will say when he finds out that Harry, at 27, still isn't out to his parents.

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    184
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    50
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    Five or so times Liam (and Harry) saved Louis and one time he saved them (and the world): A Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU

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    50,625
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    36
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    Zayn figures out that "Carolina" is about Veronica.

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    When Betty pulls away, mouth smeared with Veronica's lipstick, she looks guiltily at Cheryl.

    It's not like Cheryl has allowed herself to miss Betty even once since that day that they broke off the whatever going on between them for good, but. This is just one step too far.

    set during S01E01-02

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    Harry might be risking his livelihood the tiniest bit, given how he and his work partner, Taylor, co-own a fraudulent wedding cake bakery that gets all their batter from a box. On top of that, his best-friend-slash-ex-boyfriend has the hots for his second-best-friend-slash-ex-girlfriend-slash-work-partner. It is, as people say, complicated.

    But that all quickly becomes the least of Harry's concerns when Zayn Malik - the one who got away - walks back into his life.

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    Louis has built a pretty decent life for himself in his hometown. He has his work, he has his best friends, he has his family, he has his church. Over the past three years, he's learned to live with heartbreak. Things are going well.

    That's when he gets the news that He Who Must Not Be Named is coming back to town. That's when the flood comes, crashing in over the valley. That's when everything changes.

    It may not be the apocalypse, but Louis's world still feels like it's ending.

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    47
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    174
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    75
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    The point is that Louis’s girlfriend and Louis’s best friend are both weirdly into sport, and also weirdly competitive about it, and so one morning she and Harry wake up to a selfie Liam has clearly taken right after a workout. She’s wearing a sports bra and a mischievous grin and a thumbs-up and not much else. At least, not within-frame. 6 7 minute milessssss!!! the caption says.

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    Comments:
    2
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    Three days ago they stood in the surf, Pacific ocean pounding against the California shoreline. Harry’d been wearing those ubiquitous black jeans of his, rolled up at the ankles and getting wet anyway, salt stiffening what Tom knows can’t really be denim and spray wetting him up to his knees anyway. His shirt was silk, delicate and patterned, blowing open in the wind.
    Harry had turned to look at him, pushed his sunglasses up on top of his head, hair whipping around them, and half-smiled. “Let’s get out of here,” he’d said. “LA is too small. Let’s drive.”

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    Taylor is a consummate professional. She’s successfully apprehended her past sixteen marks, easy as one, two, three. Her M.O. is all the talk of enemy agencies - broken men with their mountainous power structures crumbling before their eyes huddle in uncomfortable plastic chairs, their secrets clutched in her perfectly-manicured hands and handed off to The Woman Upstairs for final processing, a dark red lipstick smudge on their upper left cheeks.

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    Louis is still gritty from sneaking away to the beach with Niall by the time she gets to the venue.

    “Do you want to shower?” Liam asks her, when she goes for a hug and brushes sand off Louis’s shoulder, but Louis just shrugs.

    “Gonna get dirty again on stage anyway, aren’t I?” she asks, and Harry, overhearing from where she’s texting Nick a funny picture at the edge of the room, is fairly certain that Louis means from jumping around and singing for hours. But that’s not where her mind goes.

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    Harry stole Louis's pants. Sort of. By the transitive property.

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    23
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    “So who’s your next target?” Louis asks, lazily. He’s got his head wedged against Harry’s naked chest, right at his armpit; Harry’s arm is wrapped tight around Louis’s shoulders. They’re sticking together a little, sweaty from the sex and because it’s hot in Valparaíso this time of year and the neutral, un-bugged hotel room they’d rented when Louis stumbled across Harry eating a completo tongue-first, leaning against the wall outside a busy nightclub, doesn’t have air-con.

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    Harry looks around the fairground. They’ve already done the putt-putt - Harry got tripped up by the windmill, but Niall almost lost his ball at the clown hole because he didn’t want to look straight at it - and the zipper and the gravitron and the spinning teacups. The Ferris wheel looms, past the inflatable slides and the yo-yo, and he wants to go to that, he does, but - Ferris wheels are always romantic in the movies, and Harry isn’t sure that Niall wants romantic from this. “Funnel cakes?” he suggests, instead.

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    “I don’t even know why I agreed to this,” Louis says loudly, as Harry shepherds him into the car and dumps their bags in the trunk.

    “Because you felt bad that Gemma kept teasing me that I’ve never liked anyone well enough to bring them home to meet the family,” Harry says, pouting a little. He sticks the key in the ignition, starts the car, and then pauses to look over at Louis. He flutters his eyelashes. “And because you’re the very best mate that anyone could ever ask for.”

     

    Or, Harry and Louis fake dating for about thirty minutes.

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    Every time Taylor inhales, it’s like breathing in ashes. She stalks through the rubble of the city, baseball bat in hand, hair stuffed up in a beanie. It’s best for everyone if no one recognises her anymore. After the fire-rains, she still tried to make music, tried to lift the spirits of those around her. After the deep, bone-aching freeze set in, she stopped trying. No one wants to hear it. No one wants to hear anything that reminds them of Before.

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    Comments:
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    20
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    Louis laughs, snapping her gum as she watches Harry try to pull herself up from the ice rink again. “Didn’t you run, like, thirty simulations of the centrifugal force of the spin to make sure you understood the turn or whatever?” she asks, bunching her hair into a ponytail and winding an elastic around it. She executes a perfect turn. Harry glares.

    “With my knowledge and understanding of the physics of skating,” she says, “You’d think I’d be a lot better at it. And it’s centripetal force.”

    An Ice Princess AU(ish)

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    English
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    28
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    "Oh, that? That's Greg's kid brother. His name is Niall too."

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    English
    Words:
    1,073
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    Comments:
    4
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    83
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  20. Tags
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    Harry fantasizes about kissing Taylor, like, thirty zillion times before they actually go on their first date.

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    English
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    1,048
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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    4

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