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    Interconnected Wangxian PWPs where they live in Metro Detroit & build their smutty, smutty kinky lives there. Each one functions as a standalone, but do belong in the same universe and are ordered chronologically within the series.

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    The genesis and evolution of relationships, both romantic and platonic, can be a funny thing. The following chronicles the ways a certain group of four people grow together (and apart) over the years.

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    less of a traditional series of directly related fics and more of a thematic collection of fics set roughly in similar universes.

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    Marceline may be a thousand years old, but Princess Bubblegum has been eighteen for a very long time.

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    20 Oct 2020

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    Wei Wuxian remembers, a long time ago in basically another life, a college party where he managed to bully Lan Wangji into taking a single shot. The Second Jade had gone bleary and fallen asleep on a couch almost immediately. Wei Wuxian figured that in the intervening years his tolerance would have improved, or that a drunk Lan Zhan would immediately be followed by a sleeping Lan Zhan.

    This supposition was, as it turns out, incorrect. Grown-ass adult Lan Zhan is, when drunk, something Wei Wuxian can only describe as white girl wasted.

    Or: Lan Zhan gets drunk on Capitol Hill. Wei Wuxian isn't supposed to be the responsible one, but by god, he's gonna do it.

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    14 Oct 2020

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    Snippets from an AU where Shawn and Gus are married and literally everything else is the same.

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    07 Sep 2020

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    once more i am thinking abt wei ying introducing himself to lan zhan as a sub(stitute teacher) at a formal gathering, & lan zhan, surprised that this cute guy he kinda recognizes from the community center would just introduce himself as a sub(missive) like that at a public event!

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    24 Jul 2020

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    my twitfic! now a podfic! :')

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    Excerpt from Pretty Radical Everyday Sect Secrets (PRESS), 2nd Spring Edition

    YELLING PATRIARCH AND HANG-WHO-ANG-JUN SECRETLY ELOPED?

    His Excellency, Chief Cultivator Lan Wangji, has been missing for several weeks now. His presumed fiancé (as the PRESS reported in its 1st edition), alleged “Wei Wuxian” or “Yiling Patriarch”, has been unavailable for a statement. Coincidence? We think not!

    Jingyi's got a great idea for the juniors' politics project. Thus, the first Sect newspaper is born. In it, they grapple with important ideals like the freedom of the PRESS, which voices deserve to be heard, and who is your cultivator soulmate.
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    13 Jul 2020