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  1. Summary

    What if the bgc were freelancers instead???? updated on a whim, no steady plot in mind

    Freelancer reference:
    Massachusetts = Caboose
    Rhode Island = Tucker
    Virginia = Sister

    Montana = Sarge
    Iowa = Donut
    Michigan = Grif
    Idaho = Simmons

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    5
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  2. Summary

    they all leave the staff of charon in pieces

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    41
  3. Summary

    what it says on the tin: where i dump my washington fluff

    may or may not all take place in the same universe

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  4. Summary

    every story and all chapters within have actual honest-to-god forreal cosmo headlines

    these fics are by and large about hooking up, but also just plain about love

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    88,414
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  1. Public Bookmark 68

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    Between the blood loss and the post-fight adrenaline crash from hell, all Donnie wants to do is close his eyes and not be for a while, but with a hole the size of New Jersey in what’s left of the fan room, most of the lair burned or half-buried in rubble, and Master Splinter still barely able to sit upright, that’s not about to happen any time soon.

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    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
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    19 Oct 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    Buried alive after a subway station collapse, Bernadette Thompson wishes she hadn’t erased that conversation with April O’Neil from her mind. Lucky for her Donatello spent all that time in the Hashi learning not to break.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    19 Oct 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 37

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    As a reporter, April O’Neil doesn’t believe in questions that she shouldn’t know the answers to. “Okay,” she says, pretending for a moment longer that she’s not in her bathroom talking to her own reflection with an ironing board and a stack of pillows belted to her back. “Let the experiment begin.”

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    (AKA, What Happens When You Spend Way More Time and Effort Than Necessary Trying to Figure Out How Giant Humanoid Turtles Use the Bathroom)

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    1/1
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    37
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    19 Oct 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 18

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    Disclaimer: The TMNT are not mine. No money being made.
    Word Count: 33,076 multi-chapter 2k16
    Summary: A decision made in haste by Donatello will change the lives of his family forever.
    Rated: PG-13

    !!~~Winner in the TMNT Universal Reader’s Choice Awards 2017: (General Ballot) Most Exciting Action/Adventure 1st Place~~!!

    Language:
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    32,953
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    257
    Kudos:
    128
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    18
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    16 Oct 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 14

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    Mikey and Don face their worst fears when they're separated from their brothers by ruthless scientists.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    143
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    14
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    01 Oct 2018

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