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    Unconnected one-shots involving texts from last night.

    You have a text you want me to write about? Send me a message!

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    So, apparently Amy’s boss was part of a criminal gang.

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    27 Jun 2020

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    A new plan hatches in Wei Wuxian’s head. If this nocturnal, bottom-feeding, slimy, invasive mudcat posing as a beautiful actor thinks he can sway Wei Wuxian with animal pictures and a sob story and an unbelievably stilted way of texting with still no dick pictures in the first five minutes of conversation, he has another thing coming. Wei Wuxian’s got it, alright, he has this in the fucking bag.

    Wei Wuxian plots to expose a catfish using strategic memes and turtle pictures while wiggling his way out of family dinner. Lan Wangji just wants companions.
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    06 Jun 2020

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    Stiles has a massive thing for Derek Hale.

    This is not news. Stiles, after all, has been carrying a torch for Derek ever since they bumped into each other at a taco cart at the start of his freshman year.

    But what is news? With no hope of ever capturing Derek’s attention, Stiles is thinking it might be time to let that torch go. Try to let it burn out.

    (Derek might have something to say about that.)

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    20 Nov 2019

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    There's a relentless dark shape tearing through the pack and that's only the half of it. Stiles just wants to sleep and stop being haunted by the faces of his night-time tormentors. His dad thinks he's suffering from post-traumatic stress, Scott thinks he's suffering the after-effects of the ritual; Stiles thinks they're both reasonable theories, except for the part where Derek Hale is the only thing that can take his nightmares away and it seems that fact is no coincidence.

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    15 Sep 2019

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    “Take it as a gift. And if, after, you feel like paying your debts, as your family is rumored to always do, well… even witches have rents to pay.”

    “Witches?”

    “You will… come back, the moment you realize that life is worth living. No dumb prophecies or curses or anything, it’s so old news by now. Have fun,” she says, and then Melisandre’s burning fingers touch Jaime’s forehead.

    Or: in which Jaime is in a very low moment of his life, Melisandre has the perfect solution to all his problems and in which Brienne finds a stray cat in front of her house.

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    07 Oct 2017