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    Shen Yuan isn't lonely. He's just overseas in a new city, trying to muddle his way through a business degree, and dealing with the side effects of his stupid intestines trying to kill him. So, maybe he sometimes watches ASMR to cope with his too-quiet apartment. Maybe he has a little bit of a parasocial-relationship-thing going on with one particular cooking ASMR channel. It's 2016, who doesn't? The point is, he's content with his quiet life.

    And then Shang Qinghua strong-arms him into watching one Hallmark Christmas movie, and it all goes to hell.

    Or: Shen Yuan is a Hallmark movie protagonist, Luo Binghe is a Lifetime movie protagonist, and somehow they make it work.

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    08 Jan 2022

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    Shen Qingqiu kind of, sort of, does not have the same modesty standards as a xianxia novel set in some form of Ancient China? He also hates the heat, who knew right?

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    17 Dec 2021

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    In his room, Shen Qingqiu feels the rise of an impending seizure as he paces back and forth, carving grooves into the floor.

    “The protagonist is a Romantic option? The protagonist is a Romantic option??”

    [That is correct.]

    “But how can the male stallion protagonist be a Romantic option? For me, another man?”

    [Gender and sexual orientation are fluid and limitless in the Proud Immortal Demon's Way.]


    A BingQiu Otome & BL Game AU, in which Shen Yuan transmigrates into a love simulation game and has to find a way to achieve a Romantic ending - or die again. For real, this time. (Mainly BingQiu, with hints of Everyone x Shen Qingqiu)
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    12 Aug 2021

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    Shen Yuan transmigrates into an intrigue novel as Shen Qingqiu, courtesan to Emperor Yue of Cang Qiong. He's determined to escape the original's grim fate and decides to steer clear of the imperial harem. Instead of acting like a jealous lover, he peacefully spends his days with his personal guard, Luo Binghe.

    However, Shen Qingqiu can’t keep away from all the drama—especially when the System gives him the objective of helping Luo Binghe find true love.

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    26 Jun 2021

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    Shen Yuan knows he can’t throw Luo Binghe into the Abyss. He can’t turn his little white lotus into the blackened Bing-ge. So he goes to the System and asks for an alternative.

    But when the System gives him a special mission called "Seduce the Alpha" as a solution, Shen Yuan knows this won’t end well for him... or his poor behind.

    (BingQiu Omegaverse)

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    11 Jun 2021