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    Stiles is desperate to carry his husband's child, so he makes a deal with a witch. If he can seduce an alternate-universe version of Derek in a week, he can have his heart's desire and return to the world where Derek loves him, pregnant with Derek's baby. He figures it'll be easy. After all, he's been married to Derek for eight years. Even in a world where Derek doesn't know him yet, Stiles is sure he can win his mate's heart with time left over to spare.
    But Stiles forgets the first rule of dealing with witches: they can always find a loophole...

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    22 May 2017

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    Stiles is desperate to carry his husband's child, so he makes a deal with a witch. If he can seduce an alternate-universe version of Derek in a week, he can have his heart's desire and return to the world where Derek loves him, pregnant with Derek's baby. He figures it'll be easy. After all, he's been married to Derek for eight years. Even in a world where Derek doesn't know him yet, Stiles is sure he can win his mate's heart with time left over to spare.
    But Stiles forgets the first rule of dealing with witches: they can always find a loophole...

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
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    22 May 2017

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    Stiles doesn't like gardening. Derek likes sucking cock.

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    20 May 2017

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    Stiles has a weird reaction to his anesthesia. He wakes up with temporary amnesia. The resulting video gets 1 million hits on YouTube in 6 hours. (Beyoncé can suck it.)

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    14 May 2017

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    Stiles didn’t particularly fancy losing his virginity to a bunch of strange fairies- no matter how beautiful they were- but he was seriously thinking about lecturing them when they returned about interrogation protocol. The whole point was to extract information from him, not leave him slightly cold and shivering for a couple of hours, wrists bound and risen high above his head, feet firmly chained to the ground in an embarrassingly wide stance, while they went off to have fairy tea or something.

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    The one where Stiles is naked in the middle of the woods and Derek is the one to find him.

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    13 May 2017