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    In which Clint Barton is Phil Coulson's and Aaron Cross is Eric Byer's.

    The problem just starts when they're kind of the same person.

    (or, the one where Clint Barton shatters into a million of different pieces when Phil Coulson dies, and Eric Byer just happens to be there to pick up the pieces.)

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    Sanji's a penniless sous chef at a fancy restaurant, content to coast through life riding whatever high he can find. So what happens when an up-and-coming MMA Fighter starts demanding more from him? Will he run as usual, or will he finally accept what it takes to build a home.

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    22 Nov 2020

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    “I didn’t ask you to get a new house with a giant kitchen.” Sanji hissed, turning to meet Zoro’s surprised gaze.

    “I thought that’s why you didn’t want to move in?” Zoro answered, red dusting his cheeks as he nervously looked to the side, “you kept looking at it angrily.”

    “It wasn’t about the damn kitchen, it was about you!” Sanji answered hotly.

    “What’s wrong with me?!”

    “Nothing is wrong with you,” Sanji yelled, huffing as the room descended in a surprise silence, “nothing is wrong with you.” He repeated the words, softer this time, as the truth of it washed over him.

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    Zoro thinks he’s a pretty loyal person. All things considered, he’s a faithful crewmember and swordsman of the Strawhat Pirates.

    Zoro looks up just in time to see Luffy launching himself at Sanji, wrapping his stretched limbs all over Sanji’s body. Sanji has just walked out of the galley carrying a plate full of fancy-looking drinks and he’s extending his arm as far away as possible from Luffy’s grasp, and Luffy leans over his shoulder, their cheeks pressed against each other’s, their lips almost touching —

    Zoro is seriously considering mutiny.

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    “Peter,” May said, jabbing her index finger into the center of his chest. “Liv and I are getting married. That is the end of the story.”

    “She is my archnemesis!” Peter said, throwing his hands up in the air.

    “Well,” May said, turning away from him. “That’s just something you’ll both have to work on. I’m going to go do the laundry now.”

    ARCHNEMESIS,” Peter shouted at her retreating back.

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    10 Apr 2020

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    “It was very nice to meet you, Olivia!” May said when everyone was safely back on the ground. Peter put his hands on her shoulders and pulled her back as the police surrounded Doc Ock, who was webbed up nice and tight.

    “Do not wave at the supervillain,” he told May.

    “Please,” Doc Ock shouted cheerfully as she was handcuffed. “All my friends call me Liv!”

    “And do not call her Liv,” Peter added.

    “We’ll have to get together for dinner sometime, Liv!” May said. “Maybe after your arraignment.”

    “Call me!” Liv shouted. One clawed tentacle waving back and forth in a weird mimicry of a cell phone as the cops forced her into the back of a squad car.

    “Do not call her,” Peter joked. “I’m pretty sure they make you pay for those prison chats.” He waited. There was silence. “Ahem, Aunt May. That was funny. Laugh now, please.”

    “I don’t know,” May said, hand cupped to her chin. “She is pretty cute.”

    “Oh,” Peter said, “what the actual f—"

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    I decided to write this after being OUTRAGED by the number of highly problematic and abusive fanfics I see on this site! Honestly I shouldn't even post it here at all, since AO3 is complicit in LITERAL SEX TRAFFICKING and ABUSE by allowing just anyone to post whatever they want. But it's the best website for posting fic. What am I supposed to do, raise money to pay for servers and use AO3's entirely, 100% open source code to start a new site that upholds REAL MORALITY? Anyways here's my fanfic. If you comment on this fic with ANY NEGATIVE OPINION it's ABUSE and I will call the FBI. I'm only 28, so if you comment on this fic at all and you're older than me, it's GROOMING and I will call the FBI.

    Enjoy!

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    26 Sep 2019

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    "Of course!" John says, taken aback that Sherlock would ever question the inviolable laws of fictional coitus. "If we fictional characters do not use condoms for every single sexual encounter, then underage consumers might not learn the importance of using protection."

    "Underage consumers of adult content?" says Sherlock, somewhat taken aback.

    "Don't kinkshame the teenagers," John says sternly. "It's fanfiction's responsibility to deliver quality sexual education to youth. We must be role models."

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    Here's the truth: Zoro couldn't swim. He fell in the water and sank like a stone because there had never been anyone to teach him how to move his arms. He forgot that if he screamed for help the water would get in his mouth, and he even opening his eyes hurt.

    Here’s the other truth, the one that stays a secret: a mermaid saved him.

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    11 Aug 2019

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    “Why did you save me?”

    He could feel those blue eyes on him, like a blanket’s weight. He was floating on stars.

    “I couldn't just let you die.”

    Zoro turned his head back to the stars. He didn't have an answer for that, but it didn't really need one. He remembered the boy picking up seashells and bringing them to Zoro, delicately placing them on his open palm like each one was as fragile as a petal. Maybe it hadn't been the shells being treated with that gentleness.

    “My name is Sanji.”

    Zoro swallowed the sudden lump in his throat, closing his eyes. The ocean held him through it, giving him its blessing.