dontpaytheboatman



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    It's increasingly becoming a world where the unbelievable happens every day. The Avengers team includes a defrosted World War Two solider, a giant green rage monster and a man who might be a God; and they battle aliens and magic on a regular basis. It's not too far fetched to believe the Devil walks Hell's Kitchen.

    Matt, on the other hand, hasn't realised exactly why his new battle buddies seem terrified of him. It's not like they've even heard the rumors about him being the Devil... right?

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    06 Apr 2019

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    Clark develops a crush on his not-boss, Bruce Wayne, and makes the mistake of asking Batman for dating tips. Cue Benny Hill theme music.

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    07 Mar 2019

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    After his chief priestess is assassinated, Sauron summons his most powerful servant, a woman of Far Harad, to Númenor.

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    04 Mar 2019

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    Spider-Man is everything Peter Parker wishes he could be—witty, confident, loud, sassy, and sexy…

    This is no more apparent to him than when Deadpool walks past him without a second glance the first time they meet. It sucks, considering Peter Parker has an embarrassing crush on the ex-merc.

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    13 Jan 2019

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    Spider-Man always hit the attempted rapists the hardest.

    This was not due to some kind of personal connection.

    It wasn't.

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    12 Jan 2019