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    "That was Floaty. Or at least, that's what I'm calling him. Fucking kid won't tell us his name," Dream carried on like nothing had happened, and from beside Techno, Wilbur started wheezing like he was dying. "I think he's twelve or thirteen. Wind magic, he's quick and real snarky, very malnourished, blind-"

    "Wait, blind?" Techno peered harder at the communicator. Wilbur stopped laughing. "How the hell is he able to slip by you then?"

    "Uses the air currents like feelers, I think," Dream's breath was coming heavier as he carried on running. "Gets an idea of where things are in relation to him. He doesn't always get it right, sometimes there are cracks in things big enough to feel like an escape route and he slams into a wall. Or he doesn't angle close enough to the ground and trips on things. He's uh-" Dream flipped the communicator around, and Techno blinked as Bad flew through the air, screeching the whole way. "He's slippery."

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    TLDR: Blindinnit has wind magic and gets himself adopted by the Antarctic Empire's royal family.

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    08 Apr 2021

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    Dream isn't sure what to think when he finds a kid on his doorstep, but he can't just leave him there, now can he?

    (He doesn't know what he's getting into, or what he's gotten the kid into, either)

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    Please don't send to any CCs, this is posted anonymously for a reason, I absolutely cannot stand the feeling of being Known

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    08 Apr 2021

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    “I uh,” Tommy starts, not knowing how to break this to the hero lightly. He hates to be the bearer of bad news. “I think your powers are broken? It’s not a bad thing of course, but like, I swear you tried to mind control me and it like, totally failed. Which is fine, honestly, don’t feel insecure. Everyone’s power stop working sometimes… I think.” 

    Sheesh, this is very awkward. Why is no one else talking? Why is Philza looking at him like he grew three heads? Why is the Blade staring at him so intensely? Why is Willow still frozen?

    “Did I, did I hit a nerve? Yikes,” Tommy hisses, “Well um,” He steps back, bracing his legs and bending his knees, “This was like super fun, but I’m - I’mma head out.”

    or,

    in which Tommy manages to annoy the hell out of Phil, Techno and Wilbur by being both impossible to catch and irritatingly endearing.

    or or,

    a crack fic where Tommy is a vigilante and Phil, Techno and Wilbur are the heroes hunting him down.

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    06 Apr 2021

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    When Dream attacks Tommy in Logestshire, Tommy runs. Badly injured, he somehow manages to slip between worlds and wakes up in a badlands biome, on a server far from home, with no other players in sight.

    The Hermits are surprised when a new player logs in, and confused when no-one's at spawn. Five days later, after waiting for the new player to introduce themselves, Xisuma uses his admin abilities to access their coordinates. He takes Impulse with him to welcome the new player to Hermitcraft, but instead of the beginnings of a base, they find something a lot more concerning.

    AU belongs to @pertrichormeraki on Tumblr. I just wanted to write something.

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    06 Apr 2021

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    Dream was a creative person.

    Spry, quick-thinking and strong, sure, but creativity was the platform all of that rested on. Speed and strength were nothing when tied to predictability.

    And Dream was the furthest thing from predictable.

    The thing about experimentation was that success was extraordinarily rare. Even ideas that seemed reasonable were nearly impossible to put into practice without guidelines, a recipe written by thousands of much older souls, all kind enough to share their discoveries. With so many facets of knowledge, it was a wonder how anyone knew where to start.

    A potion? A redstone mechanism?

    An enchantment.

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    05 Apr 2021

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