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  1. Public Bookmark 45

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    Bilbo is related to all the bad guys and loves Thorin

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    09 Aug 2016

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    Bilbo has been planning to kill himself for a while. However, he wants to go out with a big bang and not just a common death. Cue Gandalf and his invitation to a dangerous adventure that will surely give him an opportunity to die in a lot of interesting ways. Now, if only those bothersome dwarves stop saving him at every attempt . . . Full prompt inside. Half serious, half not.

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    27 Jul 2016

  3. Public Bookmark 37

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    My goal is to post something every day of December that is happy, happy, happy, and the thing all stories will have in common beyond that is that they're set in a universe where BoFA ended in a way that's not going to make me cry. Maybe it didn't happen at all!

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    16 Jul 2016

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    There are few things Thorin feels about as deeply as he does about flowers - his nephews’ education, the conservation of Derbyshire dales, Sunday’s lunch with Dís and the boys. Until one day a stranger with flowers tattooed all over his arms shows up at the shop and Thorin would rather like to indulge in the meaning of every single blossom inked on the stranger’s skin.
    But the stranger may not be a stranger after all and though he has flowers on his wrists, he may not wear his heart on his sleeve.

    Bilbo Baggins is at a turning point. Call it mid-life crisis, call it responsibility, call it teaching Geography to kids in the bloody middle of Derbyshire. Of one thing Bilbo is certain: disgruntled-yet-rather-endearing florists are not what he needs in his life right now. Definitely.

    A gift for Radiorcrist, based on hers and tosquinha's Needles and Roses AU concept and art.

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    12 Jul 2016

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    A story of how Bilbo's blood pressure rose greatly when faced with tiny cousins, nieces, and nephews coming to visit Erebor for his and Thorin's wedding; a story of how nobody else noticed/cared because they were too busy squeeing at tiny Hobbits that barely reached their waists.

    De-anoned from the kink meme.

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    12 Jul 2016