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  1. Public Bookmark 30

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    Jean wakes up to find a stranger on his couch. He's still not sure why he didn't call the police, but at least he gets a kitten out of it.

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    13 Aug 2014

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    Jean fails his English essay on purpose in order to land Mikasa as a tutor, but winds up with Eren instead. Things go about as well as expected.

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    29 Jul 2014

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    We stopped telling the story a long time ago. Once upon a time, though, people knew that the last person to die in a parish one year would have to hang back the next year and help Death get his shit together.

    I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. 'Jean Kirschtein, Death's secretary' doesn't exactly have a ring to it.

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    11 Jul 2014

  4. Public Bookmark 13

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    Bastion AU. When the Calamity strikes and the old world is destroyed, Maka is left with nothing. But she soon finds a lonely group of survivors: Stein, the mad doctor, Kid, the shell-shocked diplomat, and Soul, the quiet young man who can swing a hammer. Slowly, they build a new home together, until the true nature of the Calamity is revealed. Resbang 2013

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    10 Jul 2014

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    Jean tries to loot an abandoned temple, which turns out to be not as abandoned as he thought. Cue moody mountain god!Eren and his meddlesome forest friends...

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    02 May 2014