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    This 'verse takes place before, during, and after the events of It's Been 29 Years Coming.

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  1. Rec 46

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    Shortly before the events of Silence in the Library, the Doctor and River re-unite and remind each other the meaning of being married to a time traveller.

    Team Tardis try to help the Doctor deal with being re-united with her wife, while also coming to terms themselves with the fact that the Doctor has a wife.

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    “So, River you said earlier that you were married, what’s your husband like? Who is he?”

    Out of the corner of her eye, Yaz saw the immediate reaction her question had; the Doctor stilled. River, herself though, lit up in response.

    “Well, to start he’s a time traveller, like all of us I guess. He travels worlds, the galaxies, the stars finding civilisations in trouble and saves them. They sing stories of his heroics, the Doctor in his big blue box.”

    Graham, across the other side of the fire choked on his drink, spluttering the contents everywhere, much to the disgust of Proper Dave, who sat beside him.

    “Did you just say the Doctor?!”

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  2. Rec 44

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    Crowley and Aziraphale find they have an unlikely ally.

    Or, the trials and tribulations of Grigori, the clerk assigned to process the Earth Observation files.

    "He should flag this. He should draft a memo to the department head and cc the Archangel Michael. At the very least, he should catalog it according to protocol. Unauthorized contact with the enemy would definitely apply. He could even add collusion with dark forces, suspicious meetings, even questioning the Almighty. How he cataloged this file was important. Any of those labels would send it up for committee review. The committee might not get around to it for centuries, but the label would follow the Principality Aziraphale for the remainder of his time on Earth."

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    22 Nov 2019

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    Dean Winchester is in love with his best friend, a man he has never met, who goes by the handle AngelofThursday. Problem is, Thursday values his privacy and refuses to meet. Dean buries himself in his work at his bakery Slice of Pi and in computer games, desperately trying to move on from a man he can never have.

    James Novak has problems of his own. Trying to cling onto what sense of security he can, he drifts around the city from café to coffee-shop to bar, using their wi-fi to keep his online footprint anonymous. He falls in lust with The Beautiful Man at his favourite coffee-shop, Study/Break, and turns to his best friend The_Michaelsword for advice.

    A two-person love triangle for the digital age.

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    “Hey, man, you OK?” Shane asked worriedly.

    Ryan gave him a half-hearted smile. “It’s our one demon episode of the season, I’m a little nervous,” he admitted after a moment. “Especially since this location is supposed to be pretty active.”

    “One second of the spirit box and all the ghouls’ll be outta there,” Shane said with a grin, and then sobered when the poke at his ghost hunting techniques didn’t get a rise out of his friend. “Are you really worried about this one?”

    Ryan shrugged a little. “I brought holy water,” he replied, a non-answer that said plenty. “So we’re all good if anything shows up.”

    “So where’s this place, anyway?” Shane asked.

    “It’s a bookshop in Soho,” Ryan replied.

     

    [Ryan and Shane investigate A. Z. Fell and Co.’s bookshop, and find a little more than they bargained for.]

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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