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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    "So let me get this straight," he says. "You're a dryad."

    "Quite so," she cheerfully replies.

    "Like an actual—" His hand rises to make a feeble gesture at the towering elms that surround them— "tree-dwelling, speaks-with-animals, has-magical-powers, frolics-through-the-woods-in-orgiastic-pagan-frenzy dryad?"

    She wrinkles her delicately freckled nose. "Well, I don't know about orgiastic frenzy, that's really more of a maenad type of deal."

    He looks her up and down, taking in her pretty face and her slender figure in the skimpy white dress.

    "Too bad," he mumbles.

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    17 Oct 2019

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    Poe points towards the back of the store. “Look at that guy,” he mutters. “The one in the grey sweatpants.”

    Rey follows the direction of his gaze, and gasps when she sees he’s pointing right at Ben.

    “What… what about him?” Rey asks, trying, and failing, to keep her voice even.

    “I think he’s shoplifting.”

    Rey’s eyes go wide. “Wait. What?”

    “Yeah,” Poe says, shaking his head. “That sleazy fuck. Just look at the front of his pants.”

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    (In which Rey accuses a hot customer of shoplifting because of the giant bulge in his pants--and gets the surprise of her life)

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    10 Oct 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    After witnessing the devastation of a new weapon, one that will level the playing field for the Resistance, Rose discovers the unconscious body of General Hux and in a moment of guilt, decides to smuggle him back to the Resistance and nurse him back to health.

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    04 Oct 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 52

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    He glances down at the folder on his desk, and feels a lump suddenly wedge itself in his throat. His cough comes out as a choke, and he hears her gasp from across his desk. She’s read the folder, too.

    “Lesson Plans - Sexual Education for Early Adolescents”

    Fuck.

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    Teachers Ben Solo and Rey Niima have to teach sex education courses at their middle school and are unprepared in every way you might imagine.

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    27 Sep 2019

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    Every year on his birthday, Ben Solo's mother takes him out for a family dinner at a local restaurant. Bartender Rey would like him to take her. Period.

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    17 Sep 2019