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    Bond sends letters. Q is vexed. Q-branch starts a betting pool. There are an appalling amount of sweets. Also, 002 is a bit of an arse.

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    19 Jan 2019

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    In which Bond develops a preference for sleeping on Q's couch rather than in his own bed, and Q is rather more warm-hearted than M when it comes to throwing him out.

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    19 Jan 2019

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    If asked on his 18th birthday what he thought he’d be doing in three years, Harry never would have been able to predict that his answer would be “letting Draco Malfoy fuck me senseless over the sinks in the loo of a Muggle bar”.

    This is how the story begins.

    He never thinks to ask how it ends.

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    13 Jan 2019

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    Although Tony typically makes it a point to avoid anything that could be reasonably classified as Pepper-approved self-betterment, he will be making an exception this year in the form of a list of New Year’s Resolutions. —Well, not so much a list, exactly, it’s more like one very loud, very obvious, very critical proposition. He’s gonna write it down, put it on his calendar, say it to Jesus, and do whatever the fuck normal people do to make these things happen. In fact, even though they’re only halfway through December, it’s already emblazoned in his mind in big, flashing neon letters: STOP SLEEPING WITH EX-HUSBAND.

    This is possibly an inappropriate thought to have while said ex-husband is pushing him up against his apartment door and trying to get his hand down Tony’s pants, but Tony has admittedly never excelled at being appropriate.

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    07 Jan 2019

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    These are the things Draco has recently learned:
    1: Don’t apparate while drunk or you’ll end up in Potter’s living room without fail
    1a: This is a Big Problem.
    2: Draco is unable to keep his mouth shut while drunk
    3: Pansy is a shite friend
    4: Potter has nice thighs
    5: Draco maybe possibly doesn’t mind his apparation problem as much as he lets on
    5a: Potter doesn’t seem to mind much either

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    26 Dec 2018