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    To say that he runs to his car would be incorrect, as he is a Lan, and running is both undignified and unnecessary unless in immediate danger. Nor does he slam his key into the ignition, or aggressively swerve around the cars on the freeway, or have a mild panic attack at the fact he is picking A-Yuan up late from school for the first time ever.

    He comes close, though.

    By the time he arrives, it’s 4:35PM, and he has imagined about fifty different worse-case scenarios. The door is partly open when he gets to it, a messy label of 104B—Art Room scrawled with chalk on a placard next to the faded wood. As he opens it fully, he expects to see a wailing, terrified child, or perhaps a scene of utter misery and betrayal.

    What he finds is his son, hands covered in paint, being sung to by a beautiful, dark-haired stranger.

    “Ducks live in the pond, yellow ducks, happy ducks!”

    Lan Wangji stops in his tracks.
     

    (Or: Falling in love with your son’s art teacher, in five parts)

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    17 Sep 2021

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    Amazing. Wonderful. Fills my heart with pure unbridled joy.

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    There was a ghost that haunted the decks of Lotus Pier, it was said. If you stepped across the wooden planks at night, walked along the endless docks and flying purple banners, he would appear.

     

    He was always in darkest black, dressed as specter and shadow. In the emptiness where a face should be was a thick fog, features washed away and leaving behind only glimmering red eyes.

     

    He looked ferocious as a ghoul, it was said.

     

    Jin Ling thought he looked sad.

     

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    16 Sep 2021

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    beautiful. enchanting. breath-taking.

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    To his unbridled horror, Wei Wuxian sees his face up on the giant screen in real time for the entire stadium to see. Still laughing as his face takes a moment to catch up with the sheer mortification he’s feeling, A-Yuan perched on his shoulders as the Lan Wangji cape drapes over them.

    There’s also commentary.

    “—scenes from the stands here, this dad and his son making for an adorable twosome all decked out in support for local hero Lan Wangji—”

    “—Speaking of, our man seems to have taken a little tumble—”

    Wei Wuxian finds Lan Wangji on the field. The ball is nowhere near him but he seems to have fallen inexplicably backwards, sitting on the grass as he looks up at the giant screen.

    Right up at the footage of him.

    (AU where A-Yuan is professional footballer Lan Wangji's biggest fan, and his babysitter Wei Wuxian wants nothing more than to forget his days as the photographer of their school football team, calling out to the captain from the stands just so he'd look around at him.)

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    14 Sep 2021

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    ahhhhh this is so greatttt

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    Lan Zhan is silent for a long moment, and the van's speakers quietly pipe the second song on the album into the empty space between them. Then Lan Zhan shifts his hand a little on Wei Ying's leg, presses his fingers once into the meat of his thigh. "Alright," he says.

    "Alright," Wei Ying echoes in a wheeze.

    "Is that better?" Lan Zhan checks, because he is a good boy. Then he spreads his fingers out a little wider, because he is evil and must be stopped.

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    Lan Zhan is driving to Chicago. Wei Ying tags along.

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    13 Sep 2021

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    As an influencer with no fewer than 17 million followers on Instagram, Wei Wuxian is pretty successful at gathering souls for Hell. When he meets Lan Wangji, who is the prettiest human he's ever seen, he knows he just has to eat his heart. Naturally, the best way to accomplish this is to pretend to be Lan Wangji's new makeup artist. Lan Wangji's new human makeup artist, please move on, nothing to see here. Now, if only Wei Wuxian could stop accidentally breathing fire in his excitement, that would be great.

    Lan Wangji, meanwhile, would prefer Wei Wuxian to put his forked tongue to better uses.

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    13 Sep 2021

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    It's like WWX is high 24/7 but somehow makes sense. He's adorable.

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