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    Jason: You couldn’t put on a shirt for that? Send your thirst traps elsewhere, Harper.
    Roy: dont insult me. when i send a thirst trap, youll know

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    Jason and Roy text. It escalates.

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    11 Sep 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 44

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    Everyone's trying to court Damian's umm'i. It's far too easy to turn umm'i's attention to more important things: like Damian himself. Still, umm'i is getting to the age where he'd probably like to have a mate, and Damian is nearly too old to be called a pup anymore.

    Time to survey umm'i's options.

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    21 Aug 2022

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    The bodyguard is incredibly well-respected in the superhero single parent community. He is also, Tony’s realizing, something of an asshole.

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    09 Aug 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    give thanks to broken bones - thepartyresonsible

  4. Public Bookmark 33

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    “Come on Hood!” Nightwing chirps, “Even the playing field a little.”
    Black and blue gloved hands search around the bottom of his helmet, feeling for the latches. But the hands are in the wrong place and if they press the wrong buttons, it’ll prime the explosives.
    “Don’t, idiot! You’ll activate the bomb.”

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    10 Jul 2022

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    The universe Bruce wakes up in has superheroes, aliens and, somewhat more strangely, it also has four children living in Wayne Manor.

    Bruce Wayne is almost forty. He's been an innovator, a philanthropist and GQ's Most Wanted twelve years counting. He doesn't remember being a dad. But now that he is, he's going to be the best dad one could possibly be.

    Or: Batman is a dick. AU-Bruce saves the day.

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    21 Jun 2022

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    Bookmarker's Notes

    so i don't spend an hour poking around various tags because i wanna reread it again and there is too much quality in this fandom to easily filter through

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