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    Harvey Specter wasn't the rich renegade badass that plucked Mike from his potential life of crime.

    Tony Stark was.

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    15 Oct 2018

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    In which Tony Stark ditches a boring party, makes an addition to the household staff, throws a much better party, and tries not to sexually harass his new butler.

    Or,In which Thomas Barrow has a little trouble getting home from the pub, is generally unimpressed with many aspects of the 21st century, never thought of himself as a conservative dresser before, and may or may not be falling in lust with his new employer.

    tl:dr: Thanks to time travel, Thomas Barrow becomes the Avengers' butler.

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    18 Mar 2018

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    great now i want to read a million more words of this but i can't because it's a crossover so there's not big fandom of similar things

  3. Public Bookmark 19

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    “Heads up,” Gabe announces when he steps onto the bridge. “William saw an octopus.”

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    17 Feb 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 63

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    Steve looked back at the house. The lights were flickering again. The monster was coming back, Nancy had said. Leave, Nancy had said. Nancy had a gun, and Jonathan that nail bat. They had it covered. They didn’t want Steve around.

    What the fuck are you doing? he thought, and then the lights went out and he went back.

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    29 Dec 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 20

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    Ray doesn’t talk about Anna. The others assume it’s because it’s too painful for him, and they’re not wrong.

    It’s just not always painful for the reasons they think.

    Unfortunately, the past comes back to haunt him when his teammates see something he really didn't want them to.

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    22 Sep 2017