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    In which Tony Stark ditches a boring party, makes an addition to the household staff, throws a much better party, and tries not to sexually harass his new butler.

    Or,In which Thomas Barrow has a little trouble getting home from the pub, is generally unimpressed with many aspects of the 21st century, never thought of himself as a conservative dresser before, and may or may not be falling in lust with his new employer.

    tl:dr: Thanks to time travel, Thomas Barrow becomes the Avengers' butler.

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    18 Mar 2018

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    great now i want to read a million more words of this but i can't because it's a crossover so there's not big fandom of similar things

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    “Heads up,” Gabe announces when he steps onto the bridge. “William saw an octopus.”

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    17 Feb 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 60

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    Steve looked back at the house. The lights were flickering again. The monster was coming back, Nancy had said. Leave, Nancy had said. Nancy had a gun, and Jonathan that nail bat. They had it covered. They didn’t want Steve around.

    What the fuck are you doing? he thought, and then the lights went out and he went back.

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    29 Dec 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 18

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    Ray doesn’t talk about Anna. The others assume it’s because it’s too painful for him, and they’re not wrong.

    It’s just not always painful for the reasons they think.

    Unfortunately, the past comes back to haunt him when his teammates see something he really didn't want them to.

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    22 Sep 2017

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    “How was it?” Mick called out behind him.

    Len turned. Mick nodded toward the croissant balanced carefully on top of the pastry box, a noticeable chunk missing. “Best in the state?”

    “Honestly?” said Len as the door swung closed behind him. “It was a little dry.”

    In which Mick owns a bakery, and Len is secretly a professional restaurant critic who loves Mick's pastries, but will never say that to his face.

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    20 Sep 2017