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    "All right, I know I'm going to regret asking this," Aziraphale says. "What exactly does this wager entail?"

    Crowley grins like the cat that not only got the cream but has absconded with the entire cow. He grabs the bottle and swigs straight from it despite Aziraphale's tut of disapproval.

     "The pot goes to whichever demon can get an angel into bed by the end of the evening."

     AKA The Fic That Tumblr Made Me Write. Heaven and Hell share a corporate party once per millennium. This time someone's had the bright idea of issuing a challenge to the demons of Hell. Crowley has no intention of missing the opportunity; Aziraphale's just enough of a bastard to make him work for it.

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    13 Mar 2024

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    For those who read chapter 15 of Alternate Universe and wished and wondered what would have happened if they hadn't been just that late to arrive. For those who did that in this author's discord, causing the monkey's paw to curl and grant this wish.

    A side fic, of a different way this could have played out. Will *absolutely* spoil late game details in Alternate Universe. (Will be updated for as long as my brain goes with it)

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    08 Mar 2024

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    Do you want to have all your feelings expertly squeezed out at 120% your usual capacity? Read this. 1-2 additional chapters available via discord.

    You have to read AU first though

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    Other considered names for this fic include: "Ma Barnes, Secret Abortionist" and "Bucky Barnes, Mama's Boy."

    Bucky is still uncomfortable, still figuring everything out, but he's tired of sitting still. That's when he finds the ad on Craigslist looking for a self-defense instructor for the local rec center. Bucky figures he can teach which he knows.

    In which Bucky Barnes teaches self-defense, asks about pronouns, steals Steve's ice cream, gets in trouble with the press, and eventually realizes that, yes, his mother would be proud of him.

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    04 Mar 2024

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    When Jaskier comes down from the Dragon Mountains, he doesn’t know what to do with himself. His closest friend turns out to have been serious when he said that they were not friends, and now Jaskier is adrift. He’s without a muse and without a purpose.

    Without intending it, he finds himself swept up in monster hunting due to his long association with Geralt, even though he’s a bard, with no weapon, no training, and no mutations to help him.

    And yet he survives.

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    23 Feb 2024

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    Geralt is just supposed to pass through the quiet Lettenhove area. He's not anticipating being begged by its people to help save their viscount from a curse that keeps him from daylight. Lord Jaskier, they call him, and he's likely dying.

    As Geralt struggles to untangle the ugly web of history that has lead to the increasingly complicated curse, he finds himself spending more and more time with the strange young viscount and wondering just what he might have been before the curse, and who he might be after. But things are not always as they seem, and as the curse tightens its grip on Jaskier, Geralt is forced to face the fear of failing yet another person whose choices were stolen from them.

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    Jaskier is kept from becoming a bard. Geralt finds him anyway.

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    22 Feb 2024