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    There’s a smile on her face, but Stiles knows the real reason she’s asking the question, because she’s a crazy jealous person who literally started crying when she found out he was (briefly) dating some guy named Lucas during his sophomore year.

    And then Stiles has an idea. A brilliant, terrible, wonderfully self-destructive idea. Because despite his bravado, most of Stiles’ ideas are terrible.

    “This is Derek,” Stiles says, looking at Derek with big, pleading eyes. “He’s my boyfriend.”

     

    Or, Stiles and Derek are fake(ish) boyfriends in the name of warding off unwelcome stalkers. Also, they're kind of in love with each other.

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    13 Aug 2018

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    Stiles isn't the only human in the pack, but, more often than not, he's the most vulnerable.

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    03 Aug 2018

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    Another coffee shop AU that no one asked for, in which Derek communicates with his eyebrows, Stiles likes Paula Cole, and both of these wingnuts are oblivious to how in love they are until it hits them like a ton of bricks.

    "Stiles sighed as he watched scowly-but-insultingly-attractive-girly-coffee-drinking guy leave. “I tried to be charming,” he said aloud to no one, “Really, I did. He’s just so…sour.” because apparently the ghosts in the cafe were skeptical about that. He didn’t have a snowflake’s chance in hell with that guy, but maybe they could at least have a nice customer-barista relationship. That is, if Stiles hadn’t scared him off for good."

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    02 Aug 2018

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    Stiles meets his future husband on a rather unspectacular Wednesday.

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    02 Aug 2018

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    “So,” Stiles says, resting his elbows on his knees and settling his chin in his hands. “Hypothetical then: one of you guys gets dosed with some sex wolfsbane – how do we deal with it?”

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    17 May 2018