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  1. Summary

    "Duty will ask all of you for everything, if only so that someone will give it. Pray to the gods that it isn't you and accept my pity if it is.

    Because it is pitiful, and no one will let you forget it."

     

    (The real story of Kakashi Hatake is written down, sealed, and stored in its entirety at the back of the Hokage's wartime bunker. Konoha's Rokudaime becomes a figure of legend. No one knows their name, their face, or when they became Hokage, but no one else is allowed to hold the title. Rumor has it that they were a past Hokage brought back to life. They don't realize how right they are.)

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  1. Public Bookmark 26

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    Hanahaki AU

    The events follow Jimin and Jungkook as they fall apart and lose each other, and what changes following Jungkook’s death.

    Includes:

    you are my sunshine (you made me happy): completed
    i thought you would be happier without me (but i guess i was wrong): completed (but may make several edits)
    i should have realized it sooner (when you stopped coming back): completed
    you were there for my happiest moments (but you weren’t there when i needed you): completed
    remember that time in japan (when you were still mine): completed (but may make minor edits)
    letting you go (setting you free): completed

    Translated in Persian here: https://www.wattpad.com/story/157709908-when-the-sun-sets-jikook-persian-translation

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    Second Chance aus:

    rewinding myself (back to when i had you): started, 1.2k/??k, Jikook second chance au with side Taegi (possibly).

    won’t you look back at me (i’ve always been there): not started, Yoonkook second chance au, no side ship (?).

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    13 Dec 2019

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    yoongi holds the dragon at arm’s length, staring at it like he’s never seen a dragon in his entire life, and jeongguk giggles again, muffling it with a hand over his mouth because it shouldn’t be funny, but it is.

    min yoongi, the fearless dragon rider, winner of several championships and owner of the ferocious grimfang—terrified of a dragon that fits in his hand and can’t do anything but make a few noises. yoongi has plenty of scars himself from training accidents, crashes, run ins with dragons that don’t like him. but he can’t hold a baby.

    “stop laughing at me,” yoongi says finally, sending a glare to jeongguk, who only laughs harder. “it’s—stop it! it’s weird, i don’t like it. it’s so small, how do i know it won’t just like, take a shit in my hand? or try to eat my finger?”

    (or: yoongi is a dragon rider and jeongguk is the tamer who raises his dragon’s babies. something else is born along the way.)

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    12 Dec 2019

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    “the bouncer,” says jeongguk. “he was trying to get this guy to leave and the guy was like, fucking massive! like his shoulders were fucking… i don’t even know, sixty centimeters wide and i was like, oh my god, this bouncer’s about to eat shit but then he went fucking super saiyan and slammed the dude to the ground and then just picked him up and marched him out the door, like without breaking a sweat or anything, and i just want him to punch me in the face. i’m, like… scared and horny.”

    jimin and taehyung blink at him, slowly. neither of them appears to be following the conversation very well, until the bartender walks by and says, “that’s pretty fucking gay.”

    (or: jeongguk is straight, yoongi is scary, and everything is not what it seems.)

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    08 Dec 2019

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    Min Yoongi: interior designer and occasional decorator for the rich and famous.

    Jeon Jungkook: idol and owner of a hot mess of a bachelor pad.

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    08 Dec 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    Alone on Thanksgiving? Mad at your dad?
    I am a 22-year-old felon with no high school degree, and a dirty old van three years older than me painted like Eddie Van Halen’s guitar. I can pass for as young as 18 and as old as 28, depending on how I dress. I’m a line cook and work late nights at a bar. If you’d like me to be your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I’m game.
    I can do any of these things, at your request:
    -Openly hit on other female guests while you act like you don’t notice.
    -Start instigative discussions about politics and/or religion.
    -Propose to you in front of everyone.
    -Pretend to be really drunk as the evening goes on. (I don’t drink much, but I know the drill.)
    -Start an actual, physical fight with a family member, either inside or on the front lawn for all the neighbors to see.

    I require no pay other than the free meal I will receive as a guest.

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    07 Dec 2019