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    A simple meeting, one that they have once in a blue moon, turns out to be the day that Oliver Kirkland finds his soulmate: Alfred F. Jones.

    Things only go downhill from there.

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  1. Public Bookmark 60

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    King Batter is a proud and honorable man. No one would question his authority and beliefs.

    No one, except for a lone merchant.

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    28 Aug 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    Originally for my friend. Batterie, where the Batter gets overdosed on heroin, and Zacharie gets to do what he's wanted to for a while, except it doesn't exactly go the way as planned. A little grimy, as I have tried to tag it. Most fics on here are very gentle and don't feel very real to me so I can't tell you this is clean and shiny. Drugging, vomit, drool, light piss, light scat, sacrilegious talk, and a bit more graphic content than usual. Read and review! First fic on here.

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    19 Aug 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    Leopold Stotch’s therapy session with Dr. Kenny McCormick goes off the rails, resulting in the doctor’s death. Now as a ghost, Kenny watches what his client does with his corpse.

    Inspired by Niamarmosha's Cannibalism AU

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    01 May 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 34

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    America gives Russia a handjob under the table at a world meeting, thinking he's absolutely clever and totally stealthy.

    He is wrong.

    (Originally written on the Kink Meme for 2011)

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    04 Jan 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 15

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    Choromatsu knew that having Karamatsu sit in his lap on a long car ride would end badly, but he wasn't quite prepared for this.

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    10 Dec 2018